Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 24, 2025

How they keep the cat out, I’ll never know.

Cybil is going to be mad…

Now that’s my kind of first aid kit…

I assume Cybil doesn’t know about this kit, the gin is still there.

Is this needling “The Daily Caller”?

That could be his next show and tell: How to mix a martini.

Is this general chaos or Lio chaos?

Ooooo Cybil is going to be PI SS ED when she finds our that someone else has been drinking HER gin!

Better make it a double.

Thirst Aid.

Now, shake your dad gently…don’t stir..(that’s already happened!)

Sybil bought the kit.

Lio’s friends are doing their usual.

eh, no, that’s not the proper response

A double for me!

Good lad!

Sorry Lio, not strong enough. Crack open the Everclear.

Shaken, not stirred.

Over at Betty she’s also doom scrolling. Put down the newspaper now and cancel your subscription

That First Aid kit is not large enough for the next four years.

I thought howlers were supposed to be funny.

… he taught that kid right

Some of the modern chaos is caused by stupid and incompetent people, some by lunatics, and some by people who are downright evil.

Lio showing us he really can be good sometimes!

That’s one way to support the American booze biz now that Canada and Europe are cutting us off thanks to somebody’s stupid tariff policies…

What Sybil doesn’t know won’t hurt lio