Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 23, 2025

I thought It was in the sewer.

The hazards of being a postie.

I… Don’t get it.

Almost like Thing — except instead of being a human hand it’s an octopus arm. [… and it talks]

This comic is really dated!! Who mails in payments anymore? I’d CRY if I had to sit down and write out (and MAIL) paper bills!! ARRRGH!!

My dog (or in this case octopus) ate my bills so I never got them?

This is almost always a rather strange strip.

Always a concern when mailing anything, First class, or not, anymore.Here it has been taking 10 days to TWO weeks to deliver anything that I have sent to an address @70 miles away.

And you thought it was the fault of the post office.

Power back then?

Mail just ain’t dependable these days!!!!

Is this monster literally just… eating money? Jeez, Wiz needs to fix that.

I guess you will have to deliver the payment in person, Wiz! You need to have a stern talk with the monster in the mailbox!

No place is safe any more…post offices are worthless at fixing problems…slow as it goes….

I love the first 2 panels! She knows him. Lol!

Guess their mailman also picks up mail.

Why would the Wizard need a new husband? What happened to his old husband?

Rodger Helium has strings attached.

Next time, use an owl, Wiz.

Might want to go have a word with It about that…

Blanche should also be wondering why they have stopped receiving any mail. Unless the monster in the mailbox comes and goes.