Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 24, 2025

Spoilsport!!!!

I wonder if Travis ever gets phantom limb sensations.

And if that’s how I feel…It’s the best feeling I’ve ever known!!

You would look like an anthropomorphic bobble-head

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

A pair of angry eyebrows to make me fear

Easily?

Billy Joel deep cut.

Don’t interfere, Leo!

Has Beatrice’s infatuation with Leopold waned?

Nah, he’s just teasing. That jokester Leopold!

Beatrice! Beatrice! Golly!

I think even better would be Travis’ head on Leopolds body.

People are always willing to do the impossible. The possible… not so much

Hey, Beatrice? Look around in the lab for a jar that Leopold would just about fit into. Just about. :)

“….But I am keeping it with my other toys.”