Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 24, 2025

Phoebe should claim all the ones with wrappers. Only Marigold would want the ones contaminated with grass flavor.

A gift more sweet than the move itself.

So a candy dragon doesn’t breath fire; he spews candy.

Don’t fight over the big pieces !

Hard to believe this is the final week. I hope Dakota comes to see the new house too.

It’s always nice when a friend brings over a housewarming puke.

We now call any collection of mixed candies dragon barf.

He should be helping the Easter Bunny get ready.

Reverse trick-or-treating.

Never understood how Phoebe could eat regurgitate candies.

(sung to the tune of “Puff, the Magic Dragon”)

[verse 1]

Todd the Candy Dragon lived in the woods

He’d take a breath and let it out, producing sugary goods.

Little Phoebe Howell wanted something sweet,

so Marigold arranged a date, so she and Todd could meet.

[chorus]

Oh, Todd the Candy Dragon lived in the woods

He’d take a breath and let it out, producing sugary goods.

Todd the Candy Dragon lived in the woods

He’d take a breath and let it out, producing sugary goods.

[verse 2]

Phoebe begged the dragon, “Please be my candy shop!”

“Would you be so kind as to barf up a lollipop?”

Marigold translated the dragon’s blunt rebuke:

“My candy comes from sweetened breath… It doesn’t come from puke!”

[repeat chorus]

Yay, candy barf!

Hope no one else realizes he has this talent and takes him for a piñata.

So, is anyone else going to show up with some kind of housewarming gift or just show up to see the house?

Have I mentioned that I LOVE Todd the Candy Dragon? I guess the “new house” is a metaphor for the “new house” for the weekly comics, hunh?

All those singing pixies came to my house… :( :( :(

…can i at least have some of that candy…? Im in serious need of chocolate!