Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for March 26, 2025

Can’t get much dumber than that!

Why not just wait for the comic book?

I remember when all movies cost the same.

Wait until Mystery Science Theater 3000 covers it. Are they still around? Or are they on a $$$ cable channel or streaming service?

You’ll save a car payment on the popcorn alone. And save an hour avoiding eat splitting previews and commercials. “In a world where only one potato chip could save all mankind…”

If you’re talking about Snow White, I heard it got RAVE reviews. (sarc)

I’d rather watch it in my recliner on a big screen TV where it can be paused if a restroom break is needed, or drink or snack. And I can hear all the dialogue instead of someone coughing, talking or chasing their kids around.

No thanks, I’ll watch the original.

At least that way you won’t have to WATCH it.

Any movie and I wait for when I can stream it and if it’s really not too big of a deal I wait until it goes below $20

Why spend money on a movie when it’s going to be streaming within 2 months.

Independent films seek to tell a story, make a movie that has meaning and is entertaining

Studios are too political, lose the purpose and deliver a film that’s crazy expensive and is solely motivated by profit…

Re-evaluation is in order