That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 24, 2025

“How serendipitous! ‘Reverse cowgirl’ is also MY favourite position!”

She’d been hoping to pay her tuition/

by working beside a physician:/

she was pleased to discover/

that he’d just lost a lover/

who had shared her favourite position.

“Gosh dad, I’m so proud of you learning how to read at your age.”

/// Emil Poulsen earned Danish acclaim.

Theatre acting (as lead) brought him fame.

His wife, with loving eyes,

watches him memorize

Krøyer’s painting’s absurdly long name:

“Double Portrait of Royal Theatre Actor Emil Poulsen (1842-1911) and his Wife Anna, born Næser (1849-1934), 1885”

Papa, why were you wrestling with the nanny, and is mommy really going to be the President?

W.C Field’s legal team looking for loopholes.

She just didn’t want to look at him.

He may be mentioning reverse cowgirl, but the look in her eyes says missionary position.

Listening to Dad try to read psalms after a few glasses of brandy was about the only form of entertainment in this two-horse town.

The pastor is there for bible lessons.

And the nookie.

“Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this. It’s getting late.”

Fun fact : the last name in the H’s was Hyacinth Bucket.

When Anna Poulsen was asked why she was so attracted to her balding husband, Emil, she grinned and said, “Grass doesn’t grow on a busy street!”.

She’s not interested in what he’s reading, she just had a Norwegian brownie with a little something added to it.

“Gee, Dad. Your hair is sliding off the back of your head!”

“My hovercraft is full of eels?! Darling, where did you get this Hungarian phasebook from?”

“Take another drink, Sir. It’s just starting to get interesting.”

I liked it better when the name of the picture was posted.

For tomorrow:

“What the h€££, Herb! There’s bushes right over there! You had to do it in the jug ?