You can put lipstick on a pig and it’s still a pig.
Don’t get rattled just when it’s time to deliver the punchline, Opus! C’mon, lad! You can do it! Spit it out!
@edclecticYou can put lipstick on a pig, and people will question your social life.
Try to make a sow’s ear out of a silk purse!
A great metaphor shines like a diamond in a penguin’s butt.
“You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think,”
@ Dr Dave:
LOL Thanks for the giving us a little Dorothy Parker this morning! She is timeless! :)
If you lead a horse to water, will he piddle in the puddle?
That is not a mixed metaphor. It is more of a multi-mangled metaphor.
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink … unless you drown his tookus.
You can lead a horse to water, but you need to suck on his @ss real hard to make him drink …
Berkeley Breathed
edclectic over 11 years ago
You can put lipstick on a pig and it’s still a pig.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Don’t get rattled just when it’s time to deliver the punchline, Opus! C’mon, lad! You can do it! Spit it out!
LEOKEV over 11 years ago
@edclecticYou can put lipstick on a pig, and people will question your social life.
Greyhame over 11 years ago
Try to make a sow’s ear out of a silk purse!
PoodleGroomer over 11 years ago
A great metaphor shines like a diamond in a penguin’s butt.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
“You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think,”
alise.duhon over 11 years ago
@ Dr Dave:
LOL Thanks for the giving us a little Dorothy Parker this morning! She is timeless! :)
thirdguy over 11 years ago
If you lead a horse to water, will he piddle in the puddle?
TexTech over 11 years ago
That is not a mixed metaphor. It is more of a multi-mangled metaphor.
tlynnch over 11 years ago
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink … unless you drown his tookus.
Basselope over 11 years ago
You can lead a horse to water, but you need to suck on his @ss real hard to make him drink …