I like the Lio references, but what I really would like to see is a Calvin/Lio smack down. I was going to say I’d like to see them team up, but the potential for carnage scared me too much.
Dr Phil says this is only Calvin’s desire to have stripes like his imaginary playmate. Freudian insights to his mother do not play a role in this inspired literature.
@LuvH8,
Maybe if everybody wears dark shades, they won’t notice your avatar!…but your Secret is safe with me.
Song: “I’ll Never Tell” - Musical: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
“Silence is Golden” - The Tremeloes
She probably won’t even notice, and will yell at you to quit goofing around, because that’s the kind of detached person she has repeatedly shown herself to be.
This isn’t “gross”. What are you? Nuns?
There have been plenty of strips like this. In one, Calvin is fighting with his gross dinner, it sucks him in and spits out his skeleton. That’s hilarious!
and don’t forget Calvin the living X ray where you could see his dinner being chewed to a mushy pulp and being swallowed
Grossed out mom and dad at the dinner table ..lol
I think more your anatomy professor unless you wanted to calculate the force needed to overcome gravity and surface tension! I think that calvin could have a future as an anatomy model or an anti-anorexia campaign poster child.
We need the physics professor to explain how fast the skeleton would have to be going to reach escape velocity from its skin
Seems this would only work if the skin and bones were affected by two different levels of gravity in the same location.
Gravity - It keeps you from doing really cool stuff.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Lio would love this!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Yikes!
sjoujke over 14 years ago
Great imagination, Calvin!
carmy over 14 years ago
I think Mom will hit the floor with her skin on.
barefootbob over 14 years ago
That’s it Calvin, keep your mother on her toes.
bluetopazcrystal over 14 years ago
That should do it Calvin.
runar over 14 years ago
Lio gets enough ideas on his own.
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
Isn’t this LuvH8’s secret identity? :)
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Ha-ha! Good possibility, MontanaLady!
(Hi, LuvH8)
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
After scaring Mom to death, he goes over to Susie’s house.
garfield246 over 14 years ago
Wait until you see a pack of hungry dogs, Calvin.
JackAlaska over 14 years ago
Boy! That’s gotta smart!
harrietbe over 14 years ago
I’m glad to be out of the snow, but, as VistaBill said, “Yikes!!”
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Wait til he tries to get his skin back on.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
And maybe you can pretend your invisible next time, not that you’ll actually be invisible to Mom.
Bittermelon of Truth over 14 years ago
Too early for Halloween, Calvin…
*Hot Rod* over 14 years ago
Hey make a belt now.
cdward over 14 years ago
I like the Lio references, but what I really would like to see is a Calvin/Lio smack down. I was going to say I’d like to see them team up, but the potential for carnage scared me too much.
pineapplehoney over 14 years ago
I am scared …. Maybe mom will be too… Just tell me do you intend to re-enter your skin???? Maybe you can wear Hobbes skin
rentier over 14 years ago
Thanks for help, Calvin!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Dr Phil says this is only Calvin’s desire to have stripes like his imaginary playmate. Freudian insights to his mother do not play a role in this inspired literature.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
What a numbskull!…numskull, if you prefer!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
koowell! now that’s thinking outside the bod skin bag.
Jascat over 14 years ago
Wish I could do that…hehehe!
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
@LuvH8, Maybe if everybody wears dark shades, they won’t notice your avatar!…but your Secret is safe with me. Song: “I’ll Never Tell” - Musical: Buffy the Vampire Slayer “Silence is Golden” - The Tremeloes
Dkram over 14 years ago
Oh,the toe bone’s conected to the, foot bone. The foot bone conected to the, leg bone. And so on and so on.
\//_
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
dkram said (yesterday), “Try a Trebuchet!” Parlez-vous Francaise?
Rakkav over 14 years ago
The grossest C&H strip of all time???
thirdguy over 14 years ago
I keep trying, but it doesn’t seem to work, and now my wife is yelling at me to quit jumping!!
benbrilling over 14 years ago
If Hobbes tried it, he’d just be a pile of fluff.
hobbinator over 14 years ago
Nice one Calvin, wish I had half the power of his imagination when I was his age…Oh yeah, I still am, NOT
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
She probably won’t even notice, and will yell at you to quit goofing around, because that’s the kind of detached person she has repeatedly shown herself to be.
This isn’t “gross”. What are you? Nuns?
There have been plenty of strips like this. In one, Calvin is fighting with his gross dinner, it sucks him in and spits out his skeleton. That’s hilarious!
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
and don’t forget Calvin the living X ray where you could see his dinner being chewed to a mushy pulp and being swallowed Grossed out mom and dad at the dinner table ..lol
franciscan over 14 years ago
My goodness! he’s beginning to act like Lio
billdi Premium Member over 14 years ago
this one made me think of lio also – i think there was a recent lio where he unzips his skin…
The missing M. Smokey over 14 years ago
Bones? What are bones?
Shikamoo Premium Member over 14 years ago
I remember this one. It spooked the h*eck out of me.
pinkdryad Premium Member over 14 years ago
i don’t think much of what Calvin does freaks mom out anymore, does it?
hobbinator over 14 years ago
Who the heck is lio?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
hobbinator This is Lio:
http://www.gocomics.com/lio
littledutchboy over 14 years ago
Calvin: Pre-Med or Writer of Thrillers in his future.
littledutchboy over 14 years ago
I mean, if he lives.
traciann76 over 14 years ago
This sooo looks like something my daughter would do just to see if she could gross me out
bobpeters61 over 14 years ago
Young man. You put that back on right this instant.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago
Skip Mom & Susie – where’s Roz!!!?
bleepingdeadalien over 14 years ago
SWEET!
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
Heres one to hit your Physics professor with ..lol
JTGAM over 14 years ago
I think more your anatomy professor unless you wanted to calculate the force needed to overcome gravity and surface tension! I think that calvin could have a future as an anatomy model or an anti-anorexia campaign poster child.
ratlum over 14 years ago
Jumping out of my skin over you. theres a song here I think
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
We need the physics professor to explain how fast the skeleton would have to be going to reach escape velocity from its skin Seems this would only work if the skin and bones were affected by two different levels of gravity in the same location.
Gravity - It keeps you from doing really cool stuff.
etgilmore12 over 14 years ago
I LOVE CALVIN AND HOBBES THATS so FUNNY
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Rakkav over 14 years ago
You’re just plain wrong, Mrs. Skywalker. This is gross, just like the other examples you mentioned.
It’s grosser, in fact, because it’s also morbid.
Rokira over 14 years ago
I think Bill gets his own ideas. The comics are pretty old, after all. Too bad they’re not updated any more. siiigh
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
Then WHY DO YOU KEEP READING THIS STRIP Johanan, when “gross” is such a common occurance in it, and you can’t see the humor in any of it?
redraven13 over 14 years ago
Um, can we say ewww?
mrcharmander934 over 13 years ago
O_o That looks like something Lio would do.