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(Jeremiah 51:58 RSV) āThus says the LORD of hosts: The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nought, and the nations weary themselves only for fire.ā
(Habakkuk 2:13 RSV) Behold, is it not from the LORD of hosts that peoples labor only for fire, and nations weary themselves for nought?
(Habakkuk 2:14 RSV) For the earth will be filled with the knowledge of the glory of the LORD, as the waters cover the sea.
Remember when Jerry Rubin and Andy Hoffman threw the dollar bills from the viewing stands all over the Marketās floor on Wall Street? Stirred up ants are fun to watch.
kreole,
Itās hard enough to āmove that rubber tree plantā, let alone build a power plant. Trying to move a rubber tree plant can make the ants too ātiredā. BTW, most of my puns are original; there are few āretreadsā, even though, now and then, one goes āflatā. If one does go flat, I usually carry a spare.
Puddleglum, your puns reach the āapple pie in the skyā today. BTW, I havenāt thought of that song in years! Thanks for the reminderā¦must look for it on itunes and add to the collection. I wonder if Calvin prefers cartoons, which would be irony of the first orderā¦
GreenJade said,
āCalvin is not impressed by their āantāicsā
You have lived up to your name. That one is a gem.
BTW, if Calvin had destroyed the anthill, I suspect that ultimately he would get his comeuppāanceā. Maybe there was an āantāecedent incident where Calvin learned not to trifle with the little creatures.
Yukoner,
Calvinās last comment is in conflict with the sagacious verse you quoted. If ants are morons, sluggards would not be wise to consider their ways.
However, a drone performs no work, and produces no honey. Its only function is to mate with the queen bee.
Even the drone manages to make himself useful. I guess he figures that although itās drudgery, somebody has to do it.
Rakkav - the millenial line from Habakkuk 2:14 is one that has been going around in my mind lately. Thanks for reminding me. Love Calvinās attitude. When youāve had a bad day, thereās nothing like sticking a wad of cableTV bubblegum in your brain and chewing away for a whileā¦.
āDonāt tread on an ant, heās done nothing to you, there might come a day when heās treadinā on you! Donāt tread on an ant, youāll end up black and blue, cut off his head, legs come lookinā for you!ā ā Adam Ant, āAntmusicā
No wonder Adam Ant was committed by the British courts to pyschiatric detention/treatment on three occasions in 2002-03 (per Wikipedia). Calvin must have gotten to him.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Love itā¦
jrcarter53 over 14 years ago
Good Morning.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
What? No destruction?
Good Morning, Marg, Mike & Lonewolf!
garfield246 over 14 years ago
Sounds like Calvinās parents finally brought a new TV. Anyone with me?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Ants are dedicated workers.
alviebird over 14 years ago
Iām not dedicated. Iām committed.
I get out next Tuesday.
texassoldier86 over 14 years ago
So true!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Youāve got a point there, Calvin!
Good Morning, Mike, Marg & Grog!
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
On Discovery Channelā¦..all this weekā¦ā¦.
ANTS WEEKā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.
And the kid will be glued to the setā¦.
tis4kis over 14 years ago
Ooops! There goes another rubber tree plant!
GreenJade over 14 years ago
Calvin is not impressed by their āantāics
moronbis over 14 years ago
Guess thatās what God thinks about us.
kreole over 14 years ago
As hard as ants work, theyāve never tried to build a power plant.
paha_siga over 14 years ago
How do you know they havenāt tried? Maybe they even succeeded, only then someone came and wiped their anthill out.
harrietbe over 14 years ago
Iām with you, Calvin. Itās a good thing there are so many morons around!
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
āNever give up, never surrender!ā āTo infinity and beyond!ā āWhen the going gets tough, the tough get going!ā Just a few of my favorites!
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise: Proverbs 6:6
brekkyjuice over 14 years ago
calvinās the sort of guy who never takes life seriously. hahaha go the ant!
baluchi over 14 years ago
Label it fun and Calvin would take another look. Heās mostly āout of this worldā anyway!
kpreethy over 14 years ago
HEY!! thatās notā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦at all gud!!
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
Kis, To think an ant could move a rubber tree plant is really āstretchingā it. But he has āHigh Hopesā!
rentier over 14 years ago
Sometimes you run and run so fast as you can and in spite of hardest running, it doesnāt help, maybe you lose youre hope and give it up!
Rakkav over 14 years ago
On the other hand, Yukoner:
(Jeremiah 51:58 RSV) āThus says the LORD of hosts: The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nought, and the nations weary themselves only for fire.ā
(Habakkuk 2:13 RSV) Behold, is it not from the LORD of hosts that peoples labor only for fire, and nations weary themselves for nought? (Habakkuk 2:14 RSV) For the earth will be filled with the knowledge of the glory of the LORD, as the waters cover the sea.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
thebird55, I trust youāll still be ācommittedā after you get out next Tuesday.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Now for a Non Sequitur (No Danae didnāt do it)
Remember when Jerry Rubin and Andy Hoffman threw the dollar bills from the viewing stands all over the Marketās floor on Wall Street? Stirred up ants are fun to watch.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
kreole, Itās hard enough to āmove that rubber tree plantā, let alone build a power plant. Trying to move a rubber tree plant can make the ants too ātiredā. BTW, most of my puns are original; there are few āretreadsā, even though, now and then, one goes āflatā. If one does go flat, I usually carry a spare.
kimscorp87 over 14 years ago
Iām with you garfield 246. I remembered there was once when their house was broken into and had their TV stolen. haha.
fran650 over 14 years ago
GāMorning Mike and Loki.
Calvin is wonderful. I wish the mystery novels I read had his vocabulary and plot twist ān turns.
larney45 over 14 years ago
Puddleglum, your puns reach the āapple pie in the skyā today. BTW, I havenāt thought of that song in years! Thanks for the reminderā¦must look for it on itunes and add to the collection. I wonder if Calvin prefers cartoons, which would be irony of the first orderā¦
rumplesnitz over 14 years ago
I remember when I was Calvinās age, stuffing firecrackers into ant holes and standing over them ātil they poppedā¦
ToniR over 14 years ago
Poor moron ants ā¦ There *is* a lesson indeed!!
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
GreenJade said, āCalvin is not impressed by their āantāicsā You have lived up to your name. That one is a gem. BTW, if Calvin had destroyed the anthill, I suspect that ultimately he would get his comeuppāanceā. Maybe there was an āantāecedent incident where Calvin learned not to trifle with the little creatures.
oletimer over 14 years ago
my sentiments,exactly!
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Only difference between striving ants and striving humans is we get weekends and holidays off.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
Yukoner, Calvinās last comment is in conflict with the sagacious verse you quoted. If ants are morons, sluggards would not be wise to consider their ways. However, a drone performs no work, and produces no honey. Its only function is to mate with the queen bee. Even the drone manages to make himself useful. I guess he figures that although itās drudgery, somebody has to do it.
TN-REDD over 14 years ago
GreenJade and Puddleglum Anāt you two funny !! ; > )
bald over 14 years ago
grazer said, 41 minutes ago
Only difference between striving ants and striving humans is we get weekends and holidays off.
not always, we had to put in a lot of weekends where i worked for the last 3 years before the place closed
blackman2732 over 14 years ago
Exactly what I was thinking, Calvin.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
At least Calvin was going to the TV and not getting a magnifying glass .
coffeeturtle over 14 years ago
Most of the engineering occurs underground. We sometimes miss whatās just below the surface.
ratlum over 14 years ago
What ? Calvin not a lover of ants.
mike.firesmith over 14 years ago
**Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy! Good Morning LāWolf! Good Morning Grog!**
ComicMaddy over 14 years ago
Wait till you find out about the vastness of the universe Calvin. You shall find us humans far more insignificant than these ants!
billdi Premium Member over 14 years ago
I wait with anticipation for an antidote to todayās punsters
comicsgeniusguy over 14 years ago
Maybe on the national geographic channel, theres a documentary about antsā¦
comicsgeniusguy over 14 years ago
hey, guys! Iām new here, but Iāve been reading the comments since Novemberā¦awesome site!
travburg1 over 14 years ago
Krishna, that is āgood,ā not āgud.ā
bald over 14 years ago
comicsgeniusguy ;
welcome to gocomics
sometimes the comments are better than the comics
khpage over 14 years ago
Rakkav - the millenial line from Habakkuk 2:14 is one that has been going around in my mind lately. Thanks for reminding me. Love Calvinās attitude. When youāve had a bad day, thereās nothing like sticking a wad of cableTV bubblegum in your brain and chewing away for a whileā¦.
shakeswilly over 14 years ago
The last panel was such an ant iclimax
dmanc33 over 14 years ago
these comments are just as entertaining as the comics!!
violet_music over 14 years ago
ants arenāt the only moronsā¦
junggirl over 14 years ago
āDonāt tread on an ant, heās done nothing to you, there might come a day when heās treadinā on you! Donāt tread on an ant, youāll end up black and blue, cut off his head, legs come lookinā for you!ā ā Adam Ant, āAntmusicā
avonsalis over 14 years ago
No wonder Adam Ant was committed by the British courts to pyschiatric detention/treatment on three occasions in 2002-03 (per Wikipedia). Calvin must have gotten to him.
leopardglily over 2 years ago
āAnts are moronsā Lol!