Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for October 23, 2009

Jim, you’re a sneak.

And, Byrd, you are not the least bit gracious. For shame.

Good for you, Byrd.

What an amazing concept: a man who takes No for an answer.

Byrd’s candor is refreshing. And Gertie had it coming.

Break-ups can be like that.

Ravenswing said, about 1 hour ago “What an amazing concept: a man who takes No for an answer.”

I bet he doesn’t leave the lid up when he’s finished either :)

I bet he can turn himself back on with a litle effort. Even for a babe who ditched him because he was down on his luck at the time, and is galloping after him like a moose in heat now that he’s in the money.

That’s not fair, ocean 17. He asked her to marry him after only one date. I wouldn’t have accepted such a marriage proposal but I would’ve said let’s get to know each other better.

For as much a player as Byrd is, I’m guessing he’s hoping Gertie’s not playing him now. Her not having a ticket and showing up anyway - and at such personal expense - certainly would leave one hopeful.

I met a girl once that complained about men leaving the toilet seat up. She was actually complaining that she might sit down during the middle of the night and fall into the bowl. I found it hard to imagine that a woman wouldn’t check first. After all, how may men don’t check first and then just pee on the lid?

Have you ever seen studies on how many germs go shooting into the air from the toilet when one flushes with the lid up. Disgusting!!! After hubby saw one of those, it became a rule that the lid gets closed after every use, no matter what gender you are.

Leave the mints where there at please !

Crunkbot….right on!