Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 09, 2010

His promotion is puffed up.

Is he saying he’s like God?

Sounds like my uncle Glen… one of many reasons I don’t have anything to do with my dad’s family.

This could be the new image of our political upstarts. It certainly looks better than those costumes they wear, oh wait Halloween will be here soon. Save some candy for the children.

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Ooh, ooh, I gotta get that, Quaby!

… Uh, where’s the link to take me to a phishing site? Or give me all those bonus viruses for F.R.E.E.?!

Yeah, Kyle, you are number one all right… #1 Jackass.

No, Cleo is not a romantic. And she is also a SLOB

http://www.comicssherpa.com/site/feature?uc_comic=cscwy

Kyle is signaling that he has just peed his pants.

There’s Cleo shooting down another skywriter with one of her SAMs from Missiles ’R Us. But, I ask you, where was she when Cary Grant needed her in North by Northwest? Probably napping.

Kyle is definitely self-delusional.

At least Claude or Clara could have reached over and spoiled Cleo’s aim. What kind of dog-parents are they, anyway?

I still say that Cleo is ex-military. That’s where she learned to use all of her weaponry.

He’ll be demoted when he gets home.

http://www.comicssherpa.com/site/feature?uc_comic=cscwy&uc_full_date=20201009

Shame on you, Cleo! Fish bones?!?

Cleo won’t stand for senseless emotionalism?

Good morning, Cleo friends and family….

We get a breather from the Halloween terror and gore….

in the in the Oct 9th  2020 “CLEO and COMPANY” on Sherpa…

 

Only to be replaced by some actual terror… with, we’re promised, no actual gore…

for one little toon pilot.

OK, maybe he’s a stunt toon, and he’s used to the risks… still, it’s a dangerous job.

I hope they didn’t have to do too many takes, over at Cleo and Company Productions, on the way to cartoon perfection.

 

As for Cleo’s reasons for shooting him out of the sky…

I don’t know that she had any.

Target appears; target shot down.

Like a game at the arcade, or a shooting booth at the county fair.

No further thought for this mysterious “Sue”, her lover, or whoever might be in the plane.

 

Farside is right… some very strange parenting.

One again… the word “NO” is not in sight.

What would you say, Clara, if that were the neighbors’ baby, and not some random plane, that she shot?

“You’re not very maternal, are you, Cleo?”

Sigh…

 

As for Allen’s idea that Cleo is ex-military…

Gosh… I never thought about anything like that.

I always picture Claude and Clara proudly adding to the Clifford family…

maybe visiting the Cleveland Hills Basset Farm…

 

And bringing home a sweet little puppy, much like this one….

https://vippuppies.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Basset-Hound-e1483770655993.jpg

Begging for her first RPG.

well, we STRIVE for animation perfection, but fall short every time because we can’t use sound. which would be a game changer.

My Rocky and Bullwinkle type crude animations would be so much funnier if that were the case.

Sue makes Kyle feel like he’s number one. I hope she doesn’t get too upset that Kyle’s message got cut short.

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Kyle is loving himself and doesn’t want to share. He’ll give himself a raise at the end of the day.

That dog is gonna clog up her weaponry if she doesn’t start picking up after herself.

Y’all keep your powder dry. (((((Hugs)))))

Did Cleo expect something like this, or does she just always have a weapon handy?

Confound it Cleo! You have to learn how to pick up your trash! No supper for you until you do.

There. Does that sound like a little parental control?

Cleo had hopes that the evil cat was flying that plane. She was also upset that she only had one shell for that bazooka. Claude didn’t have any more money on his credit card.