Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 11, 2009

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    SaintRCat  over 15 years ago

    Based on facts and empirical observations, I have assessed the actual result that reason doesn’t matter much when you can shoot lightning from your eyes.

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    Varnes  over 15 years ago

    Common sense, so rare it’s a super power…

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    green_engineer  over 15 years ago

    Danae is taking this pretty well. I mean how many people would spot a martian and then strike up a completely normal conversation with them rather than scream to the tabloids about it?

    Didn’t we once used to have this ’Power of Reason’ ability?

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Danae wants the credit for herself, she doesn’t want to share it with some tabloid reporter.

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    crazyolnick  over 15 years ago

    Yo Saint, you sure you mean eyes?

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    DolphinGirl78  over 15 years ago

    A little common sense and reasoning would go a LONG way in our society these days…

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    prasrinivara  over 15 years ago

    green_engineer, you did remember the amount of practice that Danae has listening to Captain Eddie’s spins?

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 15 years ago

    A world where’s there’s no Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity. How about all-news radio?

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    GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Common sense and reasoning are almost an alien concept here

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    cartwrights  over 15 years ago

    No talk radio, no cable news? Sounds like paradise to me! Can I live there?

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    bmwk12ltc  over 15 years ago

    Hey Cartwrights, you already do if you just use the off button. It’s all about the personal choice to just say “I’m not going to listen to it anymore”.

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    cartwrights  over 15 years ago

    bmwk12ltc: I don’t listen or watch that stuff at all, but too many other people around me do listen and watch. I can’t avoid them! And too many people in this country listen and watch! That’s the problem!

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    GuntotingLiberal  over 15 years ago

    Wow, did somebody ring? :)

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    CliffG.I.Woes  over 15 years ago

    Wiley is beaming all of us up to his level. Thanks for the ride.

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    GNWachs  over 15 years ago

    If they are based on clear headed reason they must have learned to survive without the New York Times.

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    nomad2112  over 15 years ago

    Beam me up Scotty, there’s no intelligent life here …

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    JonD17  over 15 years ago

    YES,YES,YES!!!!!!!!

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    Wildmustang1262  over 15 years ago

    Is that a fact or what? I doubt it. Do we have super power here in this Earth? No, we don’t have that kind of super power. We are just ordinary human beings. Rolled up the eyes! Yes I believe that we can use the common senses. I use it all the time. Some of the people who don’t have common senses, are nitwit!

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago

    What a fun storyline. Frightening even. Satire at it’s best.

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    Potrzebie  over 15 years ago

    Try NPR and PBS for a welcome relief from talk radio, news shows and commercials. It’s not all “elevator” music anymore.

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    gopuppy  over 15 years ago

    … and if even NPR and PBS are too much for you, then there is always the “off” switch. Requires very little muscle tone to operate.

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    jamadison4  over 15 years ago

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    Alien Life, Alien Logic, Danae’s Winning Persona,………..Mixing all of these attributes together; is libel to be more toxic than the Common Cold.

    The Martians are DOOMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I had better lay off the “Duggan’s Dew”

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    teeterman  over 15 years ago

    lets all take a break from logic and look at my avatar!!!

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    prasrinivara  over 15 years ago

    Potrzebie, I can’t listen to NPR “on principle”. The first station I knew of which affiliated with NPR was Atlanta’s WGST.

    (to any Canuck or former Canuck, GST is expanded as “Gouge & Scr#w Tax”)

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    stewartava  over 15 years ago

    …although fascinated by what “principle” an aversion to National Public Radio could be realistically based,… I think I’d rather just say: “Good one Wiley Miller! Touche again, and Thank you for that!”

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    Redshoescow  over 15 years ago

    Let’s go to that place, anywhere but here…. no more cable bills.

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    nonsequitous  over 15 years ago

    Funny, I always thought Rush Limblow was an alien.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 15 years ago

    The “off” switch isn’t always yours to turn – I was once stuck in an office where the secretary had Flush on everyday, followed by Dr. Laura – and no escape. I was an unpaid intern in a mental health clinic and stuck there for 9 months. I sure felt “born again” when I finally escaped back to NPR!!

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    thenamebywhichiamreferredto  over 15 years ago

    In regard to NPR they are interesting if I want to see a severe eastern slant shen facing due south.

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    Me_Again  about 14 years ago

    Yay for reason!

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    kaystari Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I thought Wiley believed it was religion that kept us from advancing, but now its the media? that figures, religion actually gave us so many scientific advances, but DIDNT give us the media!

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    Archistoteles  almost 3 years ago

    Hey “kaystari”, I already asked you to give some examples of all the advancement you say that your religion provided. Haven’t seen anything yet.

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