Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 04, 2009

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    pbarnrob  over 15 years ago

    Science Friday on NPR just ran a whole special sequence on home-made pyrotechnics. I kinda hope the stupidity of some listeners isn’t escalated into a large-scale disaster, but there will be some applicants for Darwin awards every year…

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    yyyguy  over 15 years ago

    famous last words. from a hypochondriac: “I told you I was sick.”

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    rayannina  over 15 years ago

    “HEY, Y’ALL, WATCH ME DO THIS!!!”

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    Wildmustang1262  over 15 years ago

    Happiest 4th of July!

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    daze62  over 15 years ago

    “Hit me. NO, NOT WITH THA…”

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    Jml58  over 15 years ago

    less fingers= less fun.

    Happy birthday america.

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    daze62  over 15 years ago

    “Is this gun loaded?”

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    daze62  over 15 years ago

    “Sure. It’s perfectly safe. Let me show you.”

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    Mikey8  over 15 years ago

    What does this button do?

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago

    “This fuse is plenny long enough when you’re as fast as I…..”

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    grinstoya  over 15 years ago

    Every year I go on vacation during the 4th of July holiday… and every year I expect to come home to smoldering ciders because of my neighbors independence exuberance… and so far I’ve rounded the corner to see my home each year… but today strip… livens my fears once again.

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    forrest11  over 15 years ago

    daze62 - best!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 15 years ago

    Hammie from “Baby Blues”: “Oh…I’m supposed to let go of the M-80 after I lit it!”.

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    DesultoryPhillipic  over 15 years ago

    Who greased the grapevine?

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    Superfrog  over 15 years ago

    I’ll bet the headstone is way bigger than the coffin.

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    gtsagan  over 15 years ago

    Lend me a match. I think I’m out of gas.

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    gjsjr41  over 15 years ago

    Quit worrying, I’ve done this a thousand times. Nothing’s going to go wrong.

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    lewisbower  over 15 years ago

    Uncle Wiley used to do this. You remember Uncle Wiley?

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    pearlandpeach  over 15 years ago

    please don;t tell Crankshaft that it maight be possible to make your own……

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    AddADadaAdDad  over 15 years ago

    Whoosh! !!BOOM!! OUCH!

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    No, no, no. I don’t need a tow truck. It’ a small hill I can push it up. Let go of the emegency brake…NOW!

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    aerwalt  over 15 years ago

    OOOPS!

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 15 years ago

    “Oh, don’t worry. It’s not one of the poisonous ones”

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    LordDogmore  over 15 years ago

    And the ever popular :”Nice doogie, good doggie.”

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    ColoradoRider  over 15 years ago

    Instructions?! Who reads the instructions….?

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    NoBrandName  over 15 years ago

    There’s that old adage about an infinity of monkeys at an infinity of typewriters eventually recreating the entire works of Shakespeare. I always thought that whoever came up with that completely missed the point, or was being intentionally sarcastic to see if their audience understood the real point. Infinity is so large that, given the infinity scenario, an infinite subset of those monkeys would immediately start producing those same works of Shakespeare (not to mention every other written work ever produced by humans). Of course, most would just produce random nonsense.

    Apologies for the non-sequitur, for some reason reading EMET’s post reminded me of that…

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    Varnes  over 15 years ago

    Hey, happy Canada Day everybody! wait, that’s not right…Happy Memor…. no that can’t be right either …let me check the calender, maybe that could help me..sound of footsteps walking away…

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    Varnes  over 15 years ago

    Hey, happy 4th of July, y’all….

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    David_J Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Fireworks… because fingers are highly overrated.

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    reynard61  over 15 years ago

    No “Not with a bang, but a whimper” for that guy…

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    alife  over 15 years ago

    Independence Day has a GREAT meaning for me ALL of July My Dad died on the 4th! My Mom said he went out with a bang! He Loved PUNS. Happy 4th folks, Everyday is special…

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    Sternvogel  over 15 years ago

    “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist … ”

    – Attributed to General John Sedgwick, Battle of Spotsylvania, American Civil War

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 15 years ago

    On the Redcoat’s TOMBstone:

    “They’re just a bunch of farmers and shopkeepers. What can they possibly do?”

    HAPPY FOURTH!

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    Varnes  over 15 years ago

    Good one AK!

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 15 years ago

    And having worked on a children’s burn unit – a word of caution – take it out of your back pocket before lighting!!

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