Wiley really went beyond ‘fine humor’ with this one.
Judging by the other comments, this ‘toon seems to have a rather high-quality audience (no L33T speak, for one ! :P), and still, the joke’s full subtlety does not seem to be appreciated.
I’m really, really laughing my a** off, being able to read such a fine joke in a webcomic in 2009, go Wiley ! ;)
Do it once and die? Seems a little harsh, doesn’t it? I mean, if a guy has a heart attack afterwards and keels over, that’s just the breaks, but getting your head bitten off by the female is EXTREMELY heavy criticism of your lovemaking skills. A bleak future if you’re a male mantis - celibate, gay, or death. (I didn’t even know they had their own bars).
Is that Ralph from the Honeymooners? Serves him right for cheating on Alice, although I don’t know how he’s going to explain this little mishap to her.
yyyguy about 15 years ago
looking for love in all the wrong places.
margueritem about 15 years ago
Ralph scored big time, and last time.
yyyguy about 15 years ago
to paraphrase (never a good idea but what the h-e-double-toothpicks) “going out of his head, over her”
Allen Rymer about 15 years ago
Just went head over heels out of the bar….
Berfdorn about 15 years ago
Ralph is out of his mind!
Brockie about 15 years ago
Well at least she prayed before eating…..
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
Never loose your head over a woman.
WCLamb about 15 years ago
Mother Nature has a warped sense of humor. (I guess this is the original “one-night stand”)
So, how many humans would make the same sacrifice just to mate? (Perhaps not enough, the way things are going…)
787xix about 15 years ago
better to stay just a littlel a head.
Mikey8 about 15 years ago
Been there.
markmoss1 about 15 years ago
This is why wise human males always bring chocolates.
MotherOfMoses about 15 years ago
Beheaded there.
thad.humphries about 15 years ago
I want the address of that bar.
the_voodoo about 15 years ago
Wiley really went beyond ‘fine humor’ with this one.
Judging by the other comments, this ‘toon seems to have a rather high-quality audience (no L33T speak, for one ! :P), and still, the joke’s full subtlety does not seem to be appreciated.
I’m really, really laughing my a** off, being able to read such a fine joke in a webcomic in 2009, go Wiley ! ;)
Ermine Notyours about 15 years ago
He should have quit while he was/still-had-a head
KenyarJad about 15 years ago
Sometimes, “getting lucky”… isn’t.
my_discworld about 15 years ago
hahahahahahaha This is so so so hilarious!
carmy about 15 years ago
Poor Ralph, he will score no more.
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
Looks like a good place to go for a little head.
Ushindi about 15 years ago
Do it once and die? Seems a little harsh, doesn’t it? I mean, if a guy has a heart attack afterwards and keels over, that’s just the breaks, but getting your head bitten off by the female is EXTREMELY heavy criticism of your lovemaking skills. A bleak future if you’re a male mantis - celibate, gay, or death. (I didn’t even know they had their own bars).
halavana about 15 years ago
Man who says he want’s a woman who is an animal in bed needs to specify which species…
alviebird about 15 years ago
Ralph is fortunate that is all he lost. My last experence was MUCH worse.
fairportfan about 15 years ago
markmoss1 said
This is why wise human males always bring chocolates.
There’s a species of spider whose males catch a bug, wrap it up nice, and then bring it as a present to the female.
While she eats the bug, they get their jollies and then escape alive.
MatureCanadian about 15 years ago
What you lose in experience you gain in enthusiasm! Bring me wine & chocolate & you may keep your head!
J.Dean about 15 years ago
I’ve had that happen more than once,just different body part!!!
alan.gurka about 15 years ago
Is that Ralph from the Honeymooners? Serves him right for cheating on Alice, although I don’t know how he’s going to explain this little mishap to her.