Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 28, 2009

Where’s the big fish?

Oh sahib!

BOOOORRRING!

But peaceful!

…and I’m snapping with one finger!

Clear mind (like a window), not empty head (like a brick). Surprising what you might see…

And it has perfect Feng Shui, too, I bet!

Perhaps others are missing the point (or period)?

Love the sign: ” ~~~~~~~~~ ”

I have existential crisis every day. Usually they go away every two weeks.

Clearly, the Zen Master, has never met Danae!

Some thoughts may best be kept secret.

There is no spoon……

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but the buns come in packages of 8?

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

”Make me one with everything…”

And Zen what, anything?

And he asked the vendor for his change, and the vendor said, “Change comes from within.”

“To be, or not to be…”

If a Master sat alone in an office, would it create a stink if he farted?

No. The universe would absorb and forgive.

Is his motorcycle parked out back? It is time for some maintenance.

I have the same thought everyday:

Can anybody read the labels on the inout and outbox? They’re beyond my old eyes.

now i know i need bifocals, the boxes say “existence” and “non existence”.

Willey, great, ESPECIALLY for a Monday morning!

the thought of the day sign is great, you don’t ever have to change it!

I know a lot of people whose thought for the day is usually ”_ _ _ _ _ “. It has nothing to do with the zenness of their being, though…

Is that a Zen pen, you don’t need paper to write with it? This makes no Zense

Less is more…

Splendid! I want an office like that.

Wiley, fabulous again! Thank you.

df - the 2 extra hot dogs are for the cook who is on a carb. reduced diet! Or throw them into your beans for beaners and weins. Makes you wanna’ do yoga so you don’t lose your temper, uuum.