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one way to create a masterpiece like that is to consume an extra large pepperoni pizza and a gallon of wine, put a canvas in front of you and turn on ādancing with the starsā
5 minutes tops. 1 minute to lay down the groundcloth, 2 minute to set up the easel just right, 45 seconds to crack open the paint and measure out a pint, and fifteen seconds to do a practice spatter and then execute. āCourse, Iām hoity-toity; I could skip the all but the last two steps, excluding measurement, and apply directly to the wall, but that just would be wrong in my mind.
Chill, nemesis.
Of course, theyāre re-runs.
Donāt spoil it for newcomers,
or those who were too stoned to remember.
Wish we could coax monkeyboy back.
Remember, guys - stuff like this actually sells for thousands of dollars in real life - as long as the artist is famous and people are told itās āgreat artā.
mjmsprt40 over 15 years ago
I missed my calling!!!!! I could do at least that good, I wonder how much museums would pay me for my garbageā whoops, I mean fine art???
For that matter, I wonder what Ruthie, from āOne Big Happyā could get for her efforts?
wittyvegan over 15 years ago
Nice one :)
Rakkav over 15 years ago
Iād shudder to think of what Tom would name thatā¦or of what Frank would like to name that.
JerryGorton over 15 years ago
Right on! time for some honesty!!
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
As good as anything warhol did.
OMC-USNR over 15 years ago
I wonder if Jen ever modeled for this guy?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
one way to create a masterpiece like that is to consume an extra large pepperoni pizza and a gallon of wine, put a canvas in front of you and turn on ādancing with the starsā
dvoyack over 15 years ago
I think itās called āBugsplat Grandeā. Had one on my wind shield like that..
Bender_Sastre over 15 years ago
5 minutes tops. 1 minute to lay down the groundcloth, 2 minute to set up the easel just right, 45 seconds to crack open the paint and measure out a pint, and fifteen seconds to do a practice spatter and then execute. āCourse, Iām hoity-toity; I could skip the all but the last two steps, excluding measurement, and apply directly to the wall, but that just would be wrong in my mind.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 15 years ago
Chill, nemesis. Of course, theyāre re-runs. Donāt spoil it for newcomers, or those who were too stoned to remember. Wish we could coax monkeyboy back.
Ushindi over 15 years ago
Remember, guys - stuff like this actually sells for thousands of dollars in real life - as long as the artist is famous and people are told itās āgreat artā.
citynights over 15 years ago
At last realism is politically correct