one way to create a masterpiece like that is to consume an extra large pepperoni pizza and a gallon of wine, put a canvas in front of you and turn on ‘dancing with the stars’
5 minutes tops. 1 minute to lay down the groundcloth, 2 minute to set up the easel just right, 45 seconds to crack open the paint and measure out a pint, and fifteen seconds to do a practice spatter and then execute. ‘Course, I’m hoity-toity; I could skip the all but the last two steps, excluding measurement, and apply directly to the wall, but that just would be wrong in my mind.
Remember, guys - stuff like this actually sells for thousands of dollars in real life - as long as the artist is famous and people are told it’s “great art”.
mjmsprt40 almost 15 years ago
I missed my calling!!!!! I could do at least that good, I wonder how much museums would pay me for my garbage— whoops, I mean fine art???
For that matter, I wonder what Ruthie, from “One Big Happy” could get for her efforts?
wittyvegan almost 15 years ago
Nice one :)
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
I’d shudder to think of what Tom would name that…or of what Frank would like to name that.
JerryGorton almost 15 years ago
Right on! time for some honesty!!
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
As good as anything warhol did.
OMC-USNR almost 15 years ago
I wonder if Jen ever modeled for this guy?
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
one way to create a masterpiece like that is to consume an extra large pepperoni pizza and a gallon of wine, put a canvas in front of you and turn on ‘dancing with the stars’
dvoyack almost 15 years ago
I think it’s called “Bugsplat Grande”. Had one on my wind shield like that..
Bender_Sastre almost 15 years ago
5 minutes tops. 1 minute to lay down the groundcloth, 2 minute to set up the easel just right, 45 seconds to crack open the paint and measure out a pint, and fifteen seconds to do a practice spatter and then execute. ‘Course, I’m hoity-toity; I could skip the all but the last two steps, excluding measurement, and apply directly to the wall, but that just would be wrong in my mind.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Chill, nemesis. Of course, they’re re-runs. Don’t spoil it for newcomers, or those who were too stoned to remember. Wish we could coax monkeyboy back.
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
Remember, guys - stuff like this actually sells for thousands of dollars in real life - as long as the artist is famous and people are told it’s “great art”.
citynights almost 15 years ago
At last realism is politically correct