For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for August 13, 2009

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    wndrwrthg  almost 15 years ago

    Be sure to go at least waist deep.

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    LucianDragos  almost 15 years ago

    from hot sandy beach to cold lonely couch in 1.2 lines…. it a new record! n_n

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    yyyguy  almost 15 years ago

    hey, he NEEDS to be able to see! otherwise he might accidentally bump into one (or more) of the ladies while he’s swimming! (and that would be impolite.)

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    Cymbol  almost 15 years ago

    If Lizzie doesn’t get her hand off Elly’s bathing suit strap there’s going to be a bigger show on the beach than in the water! She looks like she’s about to pull it down LOL.

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    Dkram  almost 15 years ago

    When is the funeral? 0.0

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    pdeason2  almost 15 years ago

    There won’t be a funeral for she will feed him to the sharks first.

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    alondra  almost 15 years ago

    Just remember you’re a married man John.

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    jmworacle  almost 15 years ago

    Someone will be sleeping on the couch tonight………

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    arsmall  almost 15 years ago

    ”I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can see”

    I was a preteen when this song was out and for the life of me I couldn’t figure out what he was talking about! LOL!

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    cleokaya  almost 15 years ago

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with looking.

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    summerdog86  almost 15 years ago

    He may want to look at them, but I doubt if they want to look at him.

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    my_discworld  almost 15 years ago

    Hm. For each of the past few daily strips, Jon has lost a little bit of his character appeal.

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    princepavel  almost 15 years ago

    Geez. Jon’s been doing a looooot of couch surfing of late.

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    ryanasimov  almost 15 years ago

    Jokes about sleeping on the couch? Why should a man lose a good night’s sleep just because his wife is irrational? How cliched.

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    JanLC  almost 15 years ago

    I agree with Cleokaya. There’s nothing wrong with looking. There’s a biiig difference between looking and lusting. I enjoy the “scenery” myself at times, but the only one I “want” is my husband. He knows that and enjoys the same freedom. There is no reason to be jealous over an unwanted and unattainable beauty of either sex.

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    JanLC  almost 15 years ago

    By the way, I remember a strip with the older Pattersons on the beach in Mexico with John trying to use his dark glasses to disguise the fact that he was “looking” and Elly pitched a fit over it.

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    Comic-Nut  almost 15 years ago

    My wife used to really object to my looking. Now she lets me know if I have missed a sight, or indirectly is questioning me to see if I have seen someone, I bet. But … really I don’t care anymore.

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 15 years ago

    John needs his eyeglasses to put on and goes back to the water so he can watch those young girls out there.

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    cipactli77  almost 15 years ago

    And that’s why I’m having eye surgery, and if everything goes well it should happen sometime before the end of the year.

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    yyyguy  almost 15 years ago

    arsmall though i was older then (and older now) i, too, remember corey hart. considering how unheard he is these days, it’s hard to believe he was as popular as bryan adams at the time. did their careers ever go in opposite directions!

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    summerdog86  almost 15 years ago

    Lynn has said all along that the kids will age some, but will not grow up this time around, in these new/old strips.

    Over at FBORFW, there is a new feature that has a lot of old Farley strips put together. The FARLEY plush toy dog is almost ready for sale and there is a FARLEY Ontario, Canada license plate you can buy for the car from the Ministry of Transportation.

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    wndrwrthg  almost 15 years ago

    The “look, don’t look” argument reminds me of the saying, “it doesn’t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home”.

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    Bender_Sastre  almost 15 years ago

    If you didn’t marry your sweetie for something besides looks, you’re marriage is doomed anyway.

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    4deerinmyyard  almost 15 years ago

    My significant other and I cheerfully point out relevant bits of scenery to one another: “Female jogger at two o’clock! –Don’t wreck us, for goodness’ sake!” Or “Beefcake special! –Oops, you missed it; want me to go around the block?” The rule is, “Look; don’t touch” and all is well.

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    legaleagle48  almost 15 years ago

    Or, as my mother always put it, “Look with your eyes, not with your hands!”

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    myhaircut  almost 15 years ago

    4deerinmyyard, my husband and I often do the same. (Actually, it’s usually me pointing out the big-bosomed joggers, and he thinks it’s fun to show me the guys with three teeth and beer bellies in wife-beaters.)

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    andymeijers  almost 15 years ago

    ryanasimov said, about 11 hours ago

    Jokes about sleeping on the couch? Why should a man lose a good night’s sleep just because his wife is irrational? How cliched.

    Agreed in spades. Real sick of the hubby always getting the couch. Wifey is pissed, wifey can move.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 15 years ago

    So you can…? Oh c’mon, John!

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    kab2rb  almost 15 years ago

    I’m female and married for 28 years. For me when I look at women I think either ,depends on size, I need to exercise more or wow how does she stay that way. I have trouble with weight. With guys if they have tatoos :(. My husband does not very:) and how they treat their wives good I hope. My husband is very faithfull and I with him.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Seems John has done more than “look” in recent years.

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    hildigunnurr Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Wildmustang, thanx for explaining the joke :þ

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    coffeeturtle  almost 15 years ago

    Lizzie must be hungry! Got milk?

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