I wish we could have had a shot of Lizzie’s new hair-do!
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In order to prevent damage to your children please, do the the following;
1) Lock them in an empty room, thus eliminating all chance of injury.
2) Feed them only applesauce from a plastic bowl. This will prevent food allergies.
3) Deny them friends. They’ll only get their feelings hurt. Besides, they only need you.
4) Above all else do not allow them to become educated. This will cause them to think for themselves. This is the greatest danger of all!
5) At the age of 21 release them into the world knowing that you have done a wonderful job protecting your child.
LOL Dypak. Seems like allot of people nowadays are like this (or at least close) with teir kids. Gotta’ go! Time to open my kids cage for applesauce and vitamin shot
You can actually get hurt a little by a electric razor, just little nicks here and there. But yes a Dad should know better than leave his stuff out where the kids can reach it. And it would have been funny to see what Lizzie’s hair would have looked like. My Son did something like that with scissors in school in the First grade. Had to shave him almost bald afterwords.
Susan: you are right about the electric raser although this might be cordless.
My daughter never did this with a razer her dad uses saving cream and a razer and she could not see this for put away. Although her dad had his dad electric razer but it was our son when he was small he did shave his head with the razer, though no harm done his hair grew out. They where little then they are adults now yah fond memiories. Curiosity and children.
My then 3 yr. old daughter watched me take the clippers to my brother’s hair. The next morning, she woke up before anyone else, found the scissors, and gave herself a reverse Mohawk. I don’t know how she got such a close cut with scissors. We had to shave her bald. It took about a year for her hair to grow back in so she could get a decent haircut!
Gee Susan001 - touchy much? I don’t think jopado is ”a stupid troll” for saying what a lot of ”fellow posters” probably thought anyway! Go take a chill pill, honey!
I’m sure that John will think that this is all Elly’s fault.
John put the razor there, like always, expecting his wife to breeze in and pick it up and put it away after him….. like always. In John’s view, that is what a wife is for.
ComicDetectiveDA about 15 years ago
Wow, John…the house is hairier than you!
lewisbower about 15 years ago
I would think, after all these years, SHE would know the difference between pink and blue.
WORDMAN33 about 15 years ago
LEWREADER ?!!
alondra about 15 years ago
Did Lizzie shave off part of her hair??
EarlWash about 15 years ago
Seriously injured with a cordless electric razer. Yup, it could be a real suicide weapon, too!
gobblingup Premium Member about 15 years ago
I won’t say a thing, Susan… ;-)
dianecliff about 15 years ago
Sorry, this is a lighten up moment: John doesn’t “know” anything. He is a comic strip character…. This is Lynn’s humor.
Durak Premium Member about 15 years ago
I wish we could have had a shot of Lizzie’s new hair-do! ———————— In order to prevent damage to your children please, do the the following; 1) Lock them in an empty room, thus eliminating all chance of injury. 2) Feed them only applesauce from a plastic bowl. This will prevent food allergies. 3) Deny them friends. They’ll only get their feelings hurt. Besides, they only need you. 4) Above all else do not allow them to become educated. This will cause them to think for themselves. This is the greatest danger of all! 5) At the age of 21 release them into the world knowing that you have done a wonderful job protecting your child.
shewith5 about 15 years ago
LOL Dypak. Seems like allot of people nowadays are like this (or at least close) with teir kids. Gotta’ go! Time to open my kids cage for applesauce and vitamin shot
ricer46 about 15 years ago
Susan001, yes lighten up, no one could possibly hurt themself with an electric razor that does not plug directly into the AC source..
Wildmustang1262 about 15 years ago
Susan001 I would not say “lighten up” but I want to say I agree! LOLs! sheeshhhh Love that funny strip of FBorFW!
GrammyM about 15 years ago
Poor Susan 00l !
Posting 101: Shed all reality and just enjoy … just as we all will when Lizzie shows up with a higher forehead.
My grand-daughter, Bethany, created almost the same effect with scissors. Would have hated to see the result if she had used an electric razor.
jopado about 15 years ago
Personally, I think Susan threw that ’ in your face’ challenge out there just to get some attention.
newworldmozart about 15 years ago
You can actually get hurt a little by a electric razor, just little nicks here and there. But yes a Dad should know better than leave his stuff out where the kids can reach it. And it would have been funny to see what Lizzie’s hair would have looked like. My Son did something like that with scissors in school in the First grade. Had to shave him almost bald afterwords.
lewisbower about 15 years ago
Blue razors BIC Pink razors Lady Gillette
ComicDetectiveDA about 15 years ago
Panel 5: If Michael doesn’t have facial hair, wouldn’t that cut him? Unless…he DID have a beard growing! <8-/
Durak Premium Member about 15 years ago
@ jopado: Man, you hit a nerve there! I think I deserved that more than you did. Please forgive Susan, she’s had a tough day.
kab2rb about 15 years ago
Susan: you are right about the electric raser although this might be cordless. My daughter never did this with a razer her dad uses saving cream and a razer and she could not see this for put away. Although her dad had his dad electric razer but it was our son when he was small he did shave his head with the razer, though no harm done his hair grew out. They where little then they are adults now yah fond memiories. Curiosity and children.
hhead about 15 years ago
My then 3 yr. old daughter watched me take the clippers to my brother’s hair. The next morning, she woke up before anyone else, found the scissors, and gave herself a reverse Mohawk. I don’t know how she got such a close cut with scissors. We had to shave her bald. It took about a year for her hair to grow back in so she could get a decent haircut!
OpenWings about 15 years ago
Gee Susan001 - touchy much? I don’t think jopado is ”a stupid troll” for saying what a lot of ”fellow posters” probably thought anyway! Go take a chill pill, honey!
…….yes, yes, hook, line and sinker. I know :o)
summerdog86 about 15 years ago
I’m sure that John will think that this is all Elly’s fault.
John put the razor there, like always, expecting his wife to breeze in and pick it up and put it away after him….. like always. In John’s view, that is what a wife is for.
Ashrey about 15 years ago
John’s leaving that there shows how detached he is from his family.
kellijellibelli about 15 years ago
dypak - very funny. somebody should try that sometime… let me know what happens!! =D