Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 22, 2009

Their fate could be sealed.

“Always with the negative waves, Moriarity, always with the negative waves”.

where there are seals there are rocks

… and the ship was really rolling in those waves.

Ow! What! Wha’d I say??

Should we declare Sundays a pun-free zone? Lest we be pun-ished for it?

wndrwrthg You must have been watching Kelly’s Heroes on AMC, yesterday. I love that movie. Woof, woof!

So he might die- yet again.

Did you hear, walmart bought out toys-r-us. New entity to be called wal-r-us.

Did you hear that China bought exclusive rights to manufacture all goods sold at Walmart? New entity to be called

wait for it

Walmart.

I know, I know, off topic.

Hey, why aren’t my edit/delete buttons working? bleeep Google Chrome beta crippleware. I want my money back.

Easy Homer, If a rock punches a hole in the ship, just “Seal” it up.

An ancestor of Captain Eddie…???

Jon Sequitur, I just tried and had no problems at all making the edit and delete buttons in Chrome do what they should. Are you sure it isn’t something else?

OK then, I’m sure they’ll give you your money back.

Jon Sequitur, I just tried and had no problems at all making the edit and delete buttons in Chrome do what they should. Are you sure it isn’t something else?

Yah, that must be it. Something else.

Edible buttons? How do you work your computer after you’ve eaten them all?

I’ve been wondering: has God had a computer from the very start, or did he have to wait for humans to invent it?

Off the Homer-ous topic at hand, but if God’s using a computer, I hope he doesn’t need to reboot anytime soon.

God has no need of computers. We now have computers because of Him.

The suspense is killing me. Now tomorrow can’t come fast enough.

On the Jesus and puns thing - I don’t think *he* would have had a problem - he even healed a child because her mother gave a smart answer to his initial refusal (the Syro-Phonecian woman, if I recall correctly)

Looking forward to tomorrow (this afternoon for me) - does that mean I get to know sooner?

I can’t look!!!

I love the Sunday story series. If you miss a week, it’s really easy to go back and pick it up by clicking on the calendar above the comic. Somebody was complaining about that last week. Eash…

And Wiley, please don’t let the announcement be that you’re retiring!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! What would this world be without Danae, Capt. Eddie and Obvious Man?!

Going back to yesterday, if you want to read more clever word play, may I recommend Jasper Fforde, Robert Rankin, Christopher Moore, and of course, Terry Pratchett.

Can’t wait for next week as it is and now tomorrow too! Argh! Great art Wiley, thanks.

TimeWeaver said: “Did you hear, walmart bought out toys-r-us. New entity to be called wal-r-us.”

I heard that Calvin Klein is going to combine it’s two most famous perfumes. “Obsession” and “Eternity”. They’re calling it “Obscenity”…

Now that’s a perfume I’d buy.

“Obsession” … “Eternity” … “Obscenity”

They’re hoping for better luck than when they bought Perry Ellis’ Reserve and combined it with Obsession.

Not much they could do but sit there and watch their stock prices tank on that one.

Australia; too cool for your Sunday comics. Alas.

At least we get your weekday ones half a day early.

And yes, Wiley is right. Tomorrow will be a deliciously interesting announcement.

Almost unbearably so.

Sorry, I won’t mention the dead chickens again. But honest, we put ‘em to good use. Fried to a golden brown, just like my momma used to make on Sunday afternoon after chur-

Sorry.

Umm…. how ‘bout them Patriots, eh!

What? No, that’s football, not politics!

Umm…. my favorite color is red. No! Blue! Oh, what a state I’m in. White! Argh! Plaid!

Okay, I admit it! I’m Sco’ish and Proud!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be2Yeq3rW0s

Its your church - er .. forum - so we should abide by your rules, Wiley (although a little bit of religious debate *is* fun…)

It takes guts to share your beliefs … . and your chicken! Man, I do love a good chicken … and having a personal belief system ain’t too shabby either. The way I see it, both keep you healthy and are great stuffed and baked!

Wiley:This story has ‘BOOK’ written all over it. Please Don’t retire. We’ve lost so much Calvin, Hobbes, Foxtrot is Sunday only Now my local paper stopped Valient. I will TOON in Tomorrow.

kristi - does that mean your beliefs are stuffed and (at least half) baked? (sorry, the devil made me do it :-))

Jon - You are lucky I’m addicted to YouTube. Kudos!

madKanga - I assure you that my beliefs are either fully baked or hard core and raw. No in between. ;)

to all the halfwits on here bringing their political and religious diatribe: with all due respect, GO AWAY. This is a cartoon people, not a forum for you to spout. If you want to spout go to Doonesbury or State of the Union and argue all you want, but please, please, leave those of us who just want to laugh about the comic alone.

to all the halfwits on here bringing their political and religious diatribe: with all due respect, GO AWAY. This is a cartoon people, not a forum for you to spout.

Drumstick?

Punning authors: Harry Harrison’s “Bill the Galactic Hero”– the original, not the crummy sequels.

Paraphrasing: “Bill kept his extra cash in a toy rubber cat he found, and bit by bit the kitty grew.”

piers anthony’s first couple of xanth books. when they had interesting plots and weren’t just an excuse to string puns together.

I appreciate the drumstick!

I was under the impression that we were spouting our fowl beliefs (haha, get it?), not our individual political and religious stances. I’m having fun … why get uptight?

Now I’m hungry. :(