Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 23, 2011

Panel 4: Pam hits Brewster in the head with a Mayan calendar.

That would be dec. 31st, Brewster…

No, margueritem noavatar; Brewster stated the prediction correctly (for once): Winter Solstice (Dec. 21) of 2012 is when the ancient Mayan calendar hits the mother of all Y2K bugs.

That reminds me – set calendar alert for credit card max out…

This whole 2012 thing is just the result of an ancient Mayan marketing strategy to force you to get a new B’akt’an calendar every 394 solar years. Just get the 13 (zero year) B’akt’an calendar and you’ll be set for about the next four centuries

Drat! I just renewed my subscription to Mad magazine for another 3 years.

When my calendar runs out, I go to the bank & they give me a new one.

Prophesies made by a dead civilization that practiced human sacrifice don’t cause me any concern. If they could foretell the future, you’d think they would have seen their own demise, and been able to do something about it.

Next February 30th for sure…….

I agree with Varnes!

^I wouldn’t leap to any conclusions.

It would be kind of hard to predict the end of the world after it happens.

Actually the world DID end, but nobody noticed.

The Earth ended years ago, according to Steve Martin.

Douglas Adams might shed some light, and a wonderful meal. What’s that cocktail, panglalctic gargleblaster? Sorry, my shrink won’t let me re-read that until after neurosurgery.

I don’t know about the world ending, but civilization pretty much ended with the premier of “Jersey Shore”.

GASP! That’s the day my driver’s license expires. It must be a sign!

I’ve traveled back from the future to tell you that it didn’t happen.

Jam yesterday. Jam tomorrow. No jam today. If it’s not one jammed thing it’s another.