Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 02, 2011

Danae you are wicked!

Damn the facts, full spin ahead!

Will a Spin Ninja beat a Wizard of Spin? What level does a Spinmeister reside at? Is the ultimate goal of any Spin Doctor to achieve the level of Whirling Dervish???

My head is spinning from all this. Getting dizzy listening to her.

Woe be to her husband………

Non Sequitur! Your facts are uncoordinated.

Add a heaping tablespoon of BS too.

Poor dad..how does he do it?

If you hadn’t said it, I would have! Spinja!

Despite Danae’s effort, she remained a G26 civil servant until she overthrew every government on earth. All other information in classified. For further information go to Kentucky Federal Penitentiary. Bring a toothbrush.

I might be working in the Blowhard industry, wonder if there is a test for that?

The level she is aiming at her skills may be too refined for mere government – She may have to work for a TV preacher or the Fed…

love her pose in panel 3!

That’s it, Danae — we’re sicking Kung Fu Panda on you! (I wonder who would win…)

Well, the spin ninja code IS correct…

She could sell gold coins on TV!

Dogsniff, did not need Google. That is a Tommy James song. I think the title is just “Dizzy” if I am not mistaken (but I may be).

Yelling LOUDER seems to be a debate tactic.

Yes,she is. Weird AND Wicked! Don’t ya just LUV her????

“…luck favors the prepared…” she got that right! love the strip!

Who says?

By the time Danae grows up we’ll be voting intelligently.

(She’s a cartoon, wink)

From today’s NY Times: “Study: Female Ancestors Wandered, Males Stayed Put”Wiley Miller knew this long ago…GSS

Love Danae’s expression in panel 3. Delightful! (evil laughter)

BTW—forgot to ask about a “level 5 spin ninja” (or spinja?)—only level five? I’d want to be a 10th dan spinja!