Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for October 02, 2008

Liz, that’s a d@rn good question.

It senses the WHAT, now?

Geez, I think that giant police robot is racist.

I hope they have good medical coverage because Liz(z) needs to have those hands looked at by a medical professional.

I’m guessing that maybe Liz(z) is cold or she just has really bad body language?

Apparently the left side of Captain Liz is deformed now. Robo Tracy make some noise that will give away his position and DT is admitting he needs a BIG CRIME like the one at 7-11 to send out the Robo Tracy, Oh Brother. Save us all please……

Well, I guess I am happy that Braces and MF took the day off. So it looks like Traze-R has spidey senses, and noisy ones at that. Just another great reason that Traze-R is a hunk of junk. My guess is that before long, this is going to become a contest between Liz and DT to see who can contort their body the most.

I say bring back Junior and Moon Maid!!! The art in DT seems to get worse by the day & the inane plots move at a glacial pace. Time for the owners of DT to consider giving Dick Locher his walking papers and hire someone who knows WTF he is doing!

“Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!” … Now we know where the design came from …

Milkbot looks like he’s keeping time to music. He must be tuned into the local radio station.

“$0.08 A DAY would legitimize your opinion in the minds of the creators and their syndicates. Otherwise, who really cares what you people think? I, for one, do not!” Jeff Kersten.

Jeff, I’m shocked, shocked I say. A nasty line like this I’d expect from your boy Mattie, not you.

This sentence is one of the funniest thing I’ve heard in ages.

To quote the master himself,

“Sigh”.

“Detcrv Trcy, I wnt mor pnnes frm u or I wnt wrk”!

Actually Robo-Tracy, that’s just indigestion. You forgot about the rule that says you must wait 30 minutes after eating small robots before you can swim or lift cars.

After looking at Liz’s arm, I also have indigestion. When I have indigestion, I pose like this

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Maybe the danger Robo-Tracy is sensing is that he knows that the Useless Teevo just finished his Taco Bell lunch and in about an hour things will be taking a turn for the worst at the station?

The infamous MPH is here.