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At least Dickzoid seems to be evolving. Heās almost learned correct vowel usage - āEVL SGNLSā has become āEVIL SIGNALSā, although he still refers to Dickie Boy as āTRCYā.
Unfortunately, consonants are now starting to be a problem for him (āTHERE IZā)ā¦
āTHERE IZZZZā. Looks like the guy at Genesis has reverted to Robo-tard after being thrashed by MG. āYIIIIā. Maybe Locher will start paying more attention to developing the Traze-R section of the plot instead of figuring how how to make Traze-R seem like he sounds like a robot.
By the way, what makes a signal evil?
Does it contain cackling or something? How does Tracy-Bot tell the difference between regular signals and evil signals?
Jack Bender has only been using two of three panels to push the story aling in Alley Oop and heās still managed to get the story going twice as fast as Tracey.
Actually, Ludwig, Iām fixing to celebrate Patās retirement tonight. Iāve opened a bottle of Centario tequila, got the salt, limeā¦ā¦. Why donāt you stop in?
margueritem over 16 years ago
Meanwhile back at headquarters, Traze-R finally gives out with an address. Tracy is still in a daze, and MF is gonna kick some guard butt.
LudwigVonDrake over 16 years ago
You would think with the medical benefits the Police Dept. has that Tracy would take care of that curvature of the spine problem he has.
fwdixon over 16 years ago
Dick looks like heās ready to be a bell ringer at Notre Dame!
neonleon59 over 16 years ago
At least Dickzoid seems to be evolving. Heās almost learned correct vowel usage - āEVL SGNLSā has become āEVIL SIGNALSā, although he still refers to Dickie Boy as āTRCYā.
Unfortunately, consonants are now starting to be a problem for him (āTHERE IZā)ā¦
Ray_C over 16 years ago
The plot thinnens.
EatDickTracySandwiches over 16 years ago
āTHERE IZZZZā. Looks like the guy at Genesis has reverted to Robo-tard after being thrashed by MG. āYIIIIā. Maybe Locher will start paying more attention to developing the Traze-R section of the plot instead of figuring how how to make Traze-R seem like he sounds like a robot.
James7344 over 16 years ago
By the way, what makes a signal evil? Does it contain cackling or something? How does Tracy-Bot tell the difference between regular signals and evil signals?
margueritem over 16 years ago
Ray C.: Now that youāve seen Oscar, Iām changing back to the pumpkin that that imbibed too large of a quantity of absinthe.
RichardT over 16 years ago
The guard still has his eyes closed. So even getting beat up by a robot is that boring, huh?
Eugeno over 16 years ago
Mayhap what we have here is a satire (parody?) on the response time of LE to a āproblemā -
regg_rhis over 16 years ago
So thatās how MF overpowers the guards? How low-tech. Iād thought maybe heād set himself on stun.
fwdixon over 16 years ago
Mecha-Tracy must use VistaĀ® I got better speech and more intelligence out of my old DOS Dr. Sbaitso program.
jkersten over 16 years ago
YI!, indeed. Anybody notice the minor resemblance of this security cop to Gouldās design for Chief Patton? Near uncanny.
Ray_C over 16 years ago
margueritem, Donāt know if you read this from yesterdayās, but thatās a wonderful ministry that Oscar has.
tukla_ratte over 16 years ago
Hey, that guard is using Xenaās battle cry!
margueritem over 16 years ago
Ray C., Thank you. We had many good visits today. They all love Oscar. :-)
dakota_jones over 16 years ago
I noticed the resemblance, letās hope that it is Pat, and that heās gonna get the jump on that MF!
LudwigVonDrake over 16 years ago
If itās Pat, maybe weāll finally get to see his well-deserved and long overdue retirement party!
Durak Premium Member over 16 years ago
Jack Bender has only been using two of three panels to push the story aling in Alley Oop and heās still managed to get the story going twice as fast as Tracey.
Morrow Cummings over 16 years ago
Actually, Ludwig, Iām fixing to celebrate Patās retirement tonight. Iāve opened a bottle of Centario tequila, got the salt, limeā¦ā¦. Why donāt you stop in?
Morrow