Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 21, 2011

SNERK!

The situation on that planet could be explosive …

This won’t end well…

Your scientists deserve a medal for their efforts. Let me just pin them on…

Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. And now we know where Balloon Boy is from.

One of their comic book heroes is Paper Maché Man.

Anything sharp is prohibited. Brewster is welcome.

He’s promising a lot, but I’ll bet he’s just like our politicians; full of hot air and you can see right through them.

Mylar is tough to pop but eventually sinks in the corner.

Number 6…..I’m not sure they are balloons. They look like those other things I forget the name of – so there’s no need to worry about the ‘speech bubbles’.

A left-handed handshake? In some countries on Earth, extending the left hand out is an insult. Better be careful with their odd customs, Brewster. They might construe passing gas as a flirtatious gesture.

Their number two health threat is helium abuse.

The balloon palliations make pointless speeches.

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Ironically, a vaccine was developed, but many were killed by the very injection designed to save their lives. They’re now working on a pill…

Don’t drop the beaker or test tube.

Hey, just for fun, rub him on your hair and stick him to the ceiling,,,

Yes, I can see where sharp objects could be a problem.

Of course their economy is plagued with excessive inflation…

Mylar, you could try floating a loan but frankly I don’t think you can afford the balloon payments..and don’t try pointing out that Brewster could blow new life into your deflating race. Not with Cliff and Dr Mel (aka: TR) around…..☻

Speaking of pointed objects, I don’t think it would be a good idea to show Oldbot’s tweeted circuit board from yesterday to the balloon people.

I think some of you guys have peeked at the rest of this week’s strips … – tim rickard.

I thought this was going to be a continuation of the Rep. Weiner theme.

I’ll bet they do great animal impressions.

I condom, er, CONDEMN silly puns.

Good thing they’ve already wiped out chicken pops.

Dont worry, Brewster isn’t to sharp