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Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 19, 2011
Transcript:
Frazz: Ok. Rhyme something with "woman". Coach Hacker: "Where are you...uh...go-in?" Frazz: Ugh. How about "Don't leave me"? Coach Hacker: "There's beer in the fridge and NASCAR on the tee-vee." Frazz: This is pathetic. Coach Hacker: "Now you're mad, too? I don't get it." Frazz: Maybe we should work on meter. Coach Hacker: "If she's into beer and cars, I'd like to meter."
starfighter441 over 13 years ago
Actually Iâve heard worse lyrics than those in a few songs.
davedelk over 13 years ago
Coach Hacker is a quick study.
Editer63 over 13 years ago
âBilly Mack is a detective down in Texas / You know he knows just exactly what the facts isâ
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Dadâs music had indecipherable lyricsSo did my musicBut this younger generationâââ
NCTom Premium Member over 13 years ago
âIf sheâs into beer and cars, Iâd like to meter" there is the start of a great song!
Kroykali over 13 years ago
âAll my exâs live in TexasâŠ..â
ozymandiasxp over 13 years ago
No more rhymesâŠand I mean it!
dirtking239 over 13 years ago
No more rhymes now and I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
âOh honey, I donât mind if you say youâre gonna leave me, cause thereâs beer in the fridge and NASCAR on the tee-veeâŠâ Yeah, I think we could do something with thatâŠ
phoenixnyc over 13 years ago
âGarlic! Garlic! The secret to staying young!Garlic! Garlic! Thatâs why weâre so wellâŠ..â
Yes, that really was in a Broadway show score.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 13 years ago
â⊠if sheâs into beer and cars, Iâd like to meat herâ (auto correct)
Jean_1960 over 13 years ago
Hee hee hee hee hee.
treBsdrawkcaB over 13 years ago
Well done, Puddleglum1066!Another good CW lyric I stole from a friend: âwhat I can do to a tractor?â.
A.Ficionada over 13 years ago
Definitely a PB reference⊠âHe doesnât mean any harm, but heâs short on charm.â May apply to my favorite coach, though I think his rhyming was getting entertaining in that last pane!