Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 15, 2011

Danae’s definition of “expert” is pretty flexible …

The president should try that argument with congress.

As soon as the moon leaves, his boat will have a problem.

Captain Eddy’s thinking is way too outside the box, if that was his plan.

No wonder the plan is so lame.

Somebody, Anybody, HELP Danae!

Well, he is use to being the Cpt’n of the ship. Sounds like a new TV series to me.

The cat won’t let them get away with the scheme, since it’s an Alien.

Ayuh…

FLASH GORDON\ming moved his planet across the galaxy, searching for planets with life on them to plunder. ming found earth, and then fllash found him. and the epic story began.

With the New England Down-East imagination (and the Boston Red Sox) of Capt Eddy and the never admit defeat attitude of our heroine, how can we fail? Alpha Centauri here we come. Power that ship with crustacean droppings.

NOW I’m laughing. And also feel vindicated as a ‘girl’ to know it wasn’t ‘girl logic’ but ‘CAPTAIN EDDIE LOGIC’ that hatched this plan… Gotta say I love Capt. Eddie’s tall tales.

Nope. Didn’t see this one coming!Danae would have done better talking to Lars (but maybe he was one of the 150 to get a Pentagon invitation).

Go Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins and we shoulda’ kept Casey Stengal and Braves (also were the Bees.) Yay Southie! Cap’n Eddie will gte us back!

Since Paulie is the brains of the operation, it turns out it’s just a cat’s plan to rid its planet of excess humans — to make room for more cats!

expert n. One of an opinionated group (esp. Economics Nobel laureates) holding views that are mutually incompatible with the views of all others in the group. – Stan Kelly-Bootle

Ex (has-been) + spurt (a drip under pressure)

Eddie’s about as reliable as Baron Munchausen, so their plan could actually work.

The cat obviously IS the brains of the outfit.

I don’t think Captian Eddy even knows there is a box and as for the thinking part …

The sad part is she will probably win the award!