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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 15, 2011
July 14, 2011
July 16, 2011
Transcript:
Danae: I take it you don't think much of our idea to turn the moon into a spaceship. Jeffrey: Thinking outside the box is one thing, but - wait... what do you mean "our" idea? Danae: I had an expert help me with the logistics, so we'll split the prize money when we win. Jeffrey: An expert? What kind of expert helped you hatch this whacked-out idea? Captain Eddie: Let's just say my ships' comin' in pretty soon, so I'll be able to pay off my bah tab.
rayannina over 13 years ago
Danaeâs definition of âexpertâ is pretty flexible âŚ
BigSlurpy over 13 years ago
The president should try that argument with congress.
kreole over 13 years ago
As soon as the moon leaves, his boat will have a problem.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Captain Eddyâs thinking is way too outside the box, if that was his plan.
tripwire45 over 13 years ago
No wonder the plan is so lame.
psychlady over 13 years ago
Somebody, Anybody, HELP Danae!
ImaginaryFriend over 13 years ago
Well, he is use to being the Cptân of the ship. Sounds like a new TV series to me.
Potrzebie over 13 years ago
The cat wonât let them get away with the scheme, since itâs an Alien.
Plods with ...⢠over 13 years ago
AyuhâŚ
memo.from.daddy.warbucks over 13 years ago
FLASH GORDON\ming moved his planet across the galaxy, searching for planets with life on them to plunder. ming found earth, and then fllash found him. and the epic story began.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
With the New England Down-East imagination (and the Boston Red Sox) of Capt Eddy and the never admit defeat attitude of our heroine, how can we fail? Alpha Centauri here we come. Power that ship with crustacean droppings.
kpduty over 13 years ago
NOW Iâm laughing. And also feel vindicated as a âgirlâ to know it wasnât âgirl logicâ but âCAPTAIN EDDIE LOGICâ that hatched this plan⌠Gotta say I love Capt. Eddieâs tall tales.
Can't Sleep over 13 years ago
Nope. Didnât see this one coming!Danae would have done better talking to Lars (but maybe he was one of the 150 to get a Pentagon invitation).
TheAuldWan over 13 years ago
Go Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins and we shouldaâ kept Casey Stengal and Braves (also were the Bees.) Yay Southie! Capân Eddie will gte us back!
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Since Paulie is the brains of the operation, it turns out itâs just a catâs plan to rid its planet of excess humans â to make room for more cats!
prrdh over 13 years ago
expert n. One of an opinionated group (esp. Economics Nobel laureates) holding views that are mutually incompatible with the views of all others in the group. â Stan Kelly-Bootle
JanLC over 13 years ago
Ex (has-been) + spurt (a drip under pressure)
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Eddieâs about as reliable as Baron Munchausen, so their plan could actually work.
Dtroutma over 13 years ago
The cat obviously IS the brains of the outfit.
dflak over 13 years ago
I donât think Captian Eddy even knows there is a box and as for the thinking part âŚ
Darkphonix over 13 years ago
The sad part is she will probably win the award!