Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 20, 2011

Well, his ship has come in. (To hit him)

“Hey Y’all! Watch This!” (and other famous last words)

With the salt spray in his eyes the skier has no chance of reading that notice, so he’s perfectly okay.

WE, on the other hand…

That is an understatement if I ever saw one.

The sign was for the benefit of the passengers.

Why be half safe, invest in the Titantic.Look, it’s that famous skier, Ice Berg!

Little do we know that the skier is James Bond. He pulls out his suction cups and jumps onto the ship, sticking to it like a spider. As he works his way up, to kill the evil clown known as Carnival, he comes across another sign that says “Wet Paint”…

Best laugh I’ve had this week!

The ship has the right of way— not only by the Nautical Rules of the Road, but by what we call The Law Of Gross Tonnage.

How did they get that ship on a lake? Must have been a pretty big trailer. They probably towed to the lake with a Ford F150.

Uh oh! I can read it!

maybe he will make it half way, and slalom the rest of the way!

Word!

Ramming Speed! (but which one of them?)

I couldn’t read it till I Zoomed it. Should have come with a warning, “Do Not Zoom!!!”

if he lives,he should strangle the boat driver for getting him in this mess.

kind of like the Japanese traffic laws (the bigger you are, the more right-of-way you have). The Isuzu diesel dump trucks ‘ruled the road’.

The sign protects the ship’s owners from lawyers….

This is a repeat. Is Wiley sick today?

My thoughts exactly. btw, do you have a space suit, and do you travel? Love the avatar.

You got that right!

get my attorney! some idiot just borked my yacht’s paint job!!

Just laughin’ out loud before it even finished loading!Non Sequitur’s had the funniest summer reruns I’ve ever seen.

I used to have a bumper sticker that said, “If you can read this, back the &!*@ off!” The sticker was uncensored, mind you. But the cops made me remove it since it was “publicly indecent.”

Already happened to a sailboat in the U.K.

Will’s reading his last testament- to stupidity?

That’s exactly how I felt reading Boehner’s statement after the vote on raising the debt ceiling.

As long as he hangs on, most he loses is the skis, clothes, skin, some broken bones.