Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2011
August 15, 2011
August 17, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Did you hear those treehouse kids built a big wall for zebra? Goat: Yeah. I met them. They're such good, dependable kids. Zebra and I really swear by them. Pig: That's wrong. Goat: What's wrong? Pig: Teaching profanity to little kids. Goat: Never mind. Pig: Sorry. I've got a foul-mouthed friend.
kinghaakon over 13 years ago
First! And that was actually a funny pun!
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Pig, Protector of the Young and Innocent! —Especially those who are, like him (and Pooh), of little brain….
kreole over 13 years ago
Sounds like Congress in session…..
mac47 over 13 years ago
If only more kids these days were like that.
memo.from.daddy.warbucks over 13 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA! This is awesome!
Number Three over 13 years ago
LOL LOL xxx
Defective Premium Member over 13 years ago
Unfortunately, there really are people like Pig in the world, and I hate them, too.
Fan o’ Lio. over 13 years ago
I never groan at puns – I guess I’m just not a groan man.
agila333 over 13 years ago
Pig might be better off if he gave things that upset him a good round cussing every now and then. It seems to work well for rat.
bmonk over 13 years ago
Fowl-mouth friend? He hasn’t uttered one crow, or flipped a single bird yet.
codedaddy over 13 years ago
Why doesn’t the kid get a cup? And why are the plates always empty at this place they go to?
Ermine Notyours over 13 years ago
“By,” not “at.”
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
A bunch of beavers saw that wall and, thinking it was meant to hold back a river, said, “Now that’s a good dam job!”
theromanqueen over 13 years ago
that kid has a big head