Monty by Jim Meddick for August 11, 2011
Transcript:
Monty: As time went on, it became harder and hard to get together with Hume. Hume! Hume! Where are you? Huuuume! Oh... there you are. I was wondering if you wanted to ride down the hill on the wagon... Weasel: Uhh... no... that's OK... you go ahead without me... Monty: I soon made the painful discovery that Hume was hanging out with other kids' imaginary friends...
Montaholic over 13 years ago
So that’s what happened to my imaginary toad friend.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
This is not your dad’s Winnie the Pooh! A frog, a cigar-smoking rabbit, and a pig-snouted alien were playing poker one day with a weasel named Hume in the Hunnert Aker Woods….
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Steven Wright said HIS imaginary friend always played with the kids across the street.And either he or Emo Phillips (too tired to Google it) said “I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.”If somebody already quoted them, I apologise — I’ve been gone a lot the last couple of days and may have missed a few comments.
hantms over 13 years ago
Alright!! More edgy please, Calvin & Hobbes is already pretty edgy at times, so go the extra mile! This could run for a month! And for Sunday it needs one of those insanely arty Spaceman Spiff panel compositions. Hand it to Waterson! ;)
folklegendredux over 13 years ago
Hahaha this is brilliant. You’ve reached new depths of rejection when your imaginary friend is hanging out with other peoples’ imaginary friends instead of you.
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
Which one of them is God? (See today’s “C’est la Vie”.)
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 13 years ago
Wow, even his imaginary friends don’t want to hang out with him.
bebob over 13 years ago
I worry about Monty sometimes. How can one individual experience so much rejection in one lifetime. Surely late at night the demons begin to dance.
Varnes over 13 years ago
I hope he’s good at poker…
Richard Strader Premium Member over 13 years ago
I so would like to see Hobbs in that little card playing group.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I never had an imaginary friend. I have an imaginary heckler and a tardying angel. And a trickster god who’s more like a pooka to me.
Hunter7 over 13 years ago
Think I’ll go out and have a drink or ten, see if Harvey turns up.