Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 22, 2011

Her lips are sealed.

Principal a space alien spy…….

Sounds like the principal of my high school, actually.

Calvin wants Susie to tell. So she will be taken to an insane asylum.

Calvin’s too young to be a nut job. I waited until I was at least 27.

A principal’s job is to corrupt young minds.

And, thus, Calvin became agent Kay of Men in Black.

“Do You Want to Know a Secret?” – The Beatles

Calvin likes to whisper “Sweet Nothings” into Susie’s ear!

“I’ll never tell” – Brittany Murphy in “Don’t Say a Word”

>GASP!<

By the look on Susie’s face, I think Susie thinks your nuts Calvin

I always thought Calvin was the space alien because I’d always find myself asking “What planet are you from?” after reading these strips.

Maybe its time for Spaceman Spiff to shoot the principal with his alien-destroyer raygun.

Good try Calvin. Susie is beyond such things..

….must resist the urge to find political overtones……lol

Bad move. Susie is really an informant planted to gauge the suspicion levels of the students. Calvin has just been marked for re-education.

In my school, it was the chemistry teacher

Just like Socrates corrupted the youth of Athens…

You are ritght!

well i think he’s the one corrupting there minds before his space alien friends come and invade the earth =)

The leader of Calvin…..but good idea…

No way would he tell Suzie a secret in confidence; he’s probably setting her up for that alien scum…

I teach, everything makes sense now.

A rare occasion when Calvin acts perfectly civil toward Susie. Yet she likes him no better for it.

Has anyone noted how misshapen these kids are? With arms fully extended they can barely reach to ear level on their heads. On the other hand, they can practically tie their shoes without bending over.

Susie is smart enough to not believe that…

LOL xxx

If you want word to get out, say it’s a secret. :-D

is this calvin and hobbes or my teacher is a alien?

Calvin thats a secret I can keep.

I had this one (among others) taped to the front of my main 3-ring binder in high school. It was so funny on that day the principal came through doing a notebook spot-check! I think he was amused but didn’t want to show it.

Has Calvin been surfing the internet and found an alien/conspiracy site recently?

I can bet Suzie will keep that secret, even if tortured! (Our High School principal was “Sneaky Pete”)

Calvin, your secret is safe with her!

;-)

Calvin shooting for a meeting with the principal so he can be sent home early to watch his favorite tv show. Genius….

Susie should run while she still can…. from Calvin

I haven’t seen Hobbes the commentor on this site for quite some time.Hope he/she returns soon, as I really enjoy his/her comments …

that’s the presidents, chairmas of multicop. and other poverfull people