Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 08, 2011

Calvin can’t hit the broad side of a barn today…

yeahhhhhhhh I’m first TO DAY

I would never shoot on Hobbes, not even for fun! To shoot on best friend is not a joke, Calvin!!

uhhlaaaaaaaa I’m first yeahhhhhhhh

@LX013, just ask Dick Cheney.

You haven’t seen what’s popular for XBox and Playstations now days? “Entertainment” companies profit hugely by encouraging learning how to kill quickly. It’s exciting and attracts the lowest common denominator of humans. Evolution makes things better and better, right? Yeah, right!

Hello everyone _….^_^

It is suitable for children, Hobbes is not being hurt in any way.

This is going to end up in a bar room brawl.

We needed better imagination and cooperation in pre-paintball days. I had the greatest stick, er gun, till Dad raked it up with the leaves.

Many years ago, I had a 20-year-old make friend who woud point at a female and say, “Bang, bang, you’re pregnant.”

do infront be cheeky…… Hobbess…..++

The human species is the only one on this planet that kills just for the he!! of it,

Here is a very young Charlie Brown, age 6, like Calvin. This is from 1951, only four months after Peanuts began:Peanuts

The Power of Pretend.

Set phasers to annihilation and vaporize the tiger.

“The human species is the only one on this planet that kills just for the he!! of it,”

Wrong.

Must have trained at the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.

@WildBill40You’ve not met my cat, Taika, or for that matter I once had a Whippet that would kill any critter that moved within 6 ft. of him.They preferred pet food, however.

For those who are comparatively younger and are upset about the “violence”, please know that this was a common game in our neighborhoods – a parcel of daily kid life – and the world didn’t seem to be nearly as violent or dangerous back then.

I’m amazed that everyone has been sidetracked from the actual point of the strip, namely, that Hobbes cheats at every game that he plays with Calvin!

There is nothing more infuriating for a little boy than to see a mock-gun-fight-cheater…

@JohnnyDiego if a kid tried that with me, while his parents watched, i’d screwup my face, curve my fingers into claws, slowly stagger towards him, and croak, “starving..your BRAIN !”

Calvin’s aim isn’t so steady due to being hopped up on Sugar Frosted Chocolate Bombs. His hands are shaking like those of a caffeine addict.

BANG…!!!!!gotta love it…!

Well, at least Calvin and Hobbs can distinguish fantasy for reality.

Great thing for a child to learn, or anyone for that matter. Killing. Humans are a very nasty thing indeed.

Don’t wind him up Hobbes.

LOL xxx

Calvin has to control Hobbes better for this game to be fun.

Nice hat Calvin…..

Hobbes is the only one who can put Calvin in his place.

Reply if you find the v.wwwwwwwvwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwFound it yet?Hint: it’s in the puzzle.

Calvin and Hobbes makes me smile everyday!

I fail to see the jokularity of this scoundrel poaching an endangered species…oh wait…that IS pretty funny…

My theory is that Hobbes unloaded Calvin’s gun, and he never reloaded. . . .

The wild west: Calvin and Hobbes stlye!

Not to mention the family car!!!!!

 

;-)

And the next words out of Hobbes’ mouth will be something to the effect that Calvin couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even if he were standing right in front of it!

 

;-)

Ha ha ha!

Don’t MAKE me fire my pointer finger and thumb at you!

come on people! they"re playing cowboys!! It’s not violent!!

hobbes is just fast

Hobbes – the Matrix Neo!!…dogding every single bullet! :D ;)