Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 13, 2011

Mom, postponed grief will still be grief…

What exactly are they flushing

They don’t want to know but also know that eventually have to find out…..

rule number one for parents: you always want to know – just in case.

rule number two: there IS such a thing as “too quiet.”

Parents will have a great surprise!!

Calvin and Hobbes are flush with excitement!

“Roll Over, Beethoven!” – Chuck Berry

Dad is tossing his reading material. It’s a preliminary to throwing the book at Calvin, I judge.

Their good time is about to go down the toilet too.

“When the Roll is Called Up Yonder I’ll Be There”

Relive the Best C & H Watterson was on a roll.

You got to know when to hold ’em, and know when to fold ’em.

Calvin constantly taunts death…not that he intends to.

And it goes round and round before it goes down there.

Loose end over the front. That’s how I roll.

Or maybe mom and dad are normal parents, whose 6-year-old boy sometimes gets into things. Do you have kids?

Calvin: Mom? Do we have any more toilet paper?Mom: Calvin, I just put a fresh roll on, this morning. What on Earth are you doing up there?

if they hurry, they may avoid a plumbing bill and a flood.

Wow, yesterday and today have been GREAT days for puns. If we had a pun jar and each punster had to inseret a dollar (or other currency) for each pun we could all have a good lunch.

I wouldn’t if I were you! You’ll be in for a nasty shock.

LOL xxx

pops stops party potty humor

This brats parents must be yuppies. Therefore, he never gets disciplined. Awesome contribution to society.

Calvin’s parents must have been the ones to invent the Learn From My Fail site, particularly this gem:.“If your four-year-old is carrying the family cat toward the kitchen, muttering, ‘Kitty needs a bath,’ it’s probably a good idea to find out what she’s got planned. Especially if you own a dishwasher.

Is that my life you got there, Hobbes?

He really needs a good friend.

I wonder if Calvin & Hobbes live out in Flushing Meadows, New York….

Calvin and Hobbes are playing poker…Calvin just got the Royal Flush!

either to quiet or having too much fun.. A parents bad day either way…

I just feel like maybe if you don’t have kids, you don’t know what it’s like to be a parent, and you don’t realize that sometimes even the best kid will slip something past even the best parent. And of course, in a comic strip that will be demonstrated satirically, so everything will be exaggerated.

looks like a lot of fun!

@Kivana

That’s what I was thinking. it looks like a load of fun especially if you’re six and your best friend in the world is doing it with you.

If they don’t want to know what’s happening, then why do theybother to check?

Toilet paper sales went way up the day after this cartoon was first released.

Great… Give the kids ideas…

We had a cat that would do this. He would work the flush with his paws, and then stare into the swirling bowl.

Here’s one for you today:Calvin and Hobbes were just innocently doing what everyone else tries to do in the bathroom: relax and unwind.

We’re at that stage now! Somebody kill me!

@Richard S. Russell,Your willingness to accept, approve, adopt and appreciate the correction from TimeWeaver is commendable. That’s a great attitude you’ve got. Oops, I mean you have!

Actually, Hobbes perpetrated the entire crime. Calvin was just enjoying the mischief.

Uh oh