Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2003
March 08, 2003
March 10, 2003
Transcript:
"Depression Counseling." "For your assignment tonight, people, I asked each of you to write an anonymous, inspirational message and put it in this hat." "What I'd like to do now is read some of those messages to the class..." "'Open the key to your heart and let your spirit soar among the butterflies.'" "CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP." "'Set your sights on the rainbow and leap into the clouds.'" "CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP." "Life is a journey...Savor each and every step." "CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP." "'Smile as big as the sun and watch those frowns melt away.'" "CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP." "Be happy...You're one day closer to death. Ohhhh, sweet, sweet death." "Hey, for all you know I wrote that @#*% about butterflies."
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
Well, then, I am eternally depressed ‘snif’
squiglyman about 9 years ago
lol
rogthedodge1 almost 7 years ago
“The hand that turns the doorknob opens the door.” — Fogarty Weffing
[Unnamed Reader - 5e2320] about 6 years ago
every morning I’ll wake up and go, “wow, death is slowly inching closer to me.” then I realize that means nothing matters and then I curl into a ball and then bawl.
Boxo croco says happy derby over 4 years ago
Anything on zen pencils
alantain 9 days ago
I once saw an inspirational message that missed the mark. It said “Today is the last day of the rest of your life”. Cheery, isn’t it?