Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 28, 2003

Transcript:

"Before we begin the job interview, I'd like to get a copy of your resume, if I could." "Of course....Here you go, Sir." "This is a cocktail napkin." "Yes...I was out of paper...But I scribbled the important stuff on the back there." "Under 'Education', you have nothing." "Yes, I know...But what I lack in education, I make up for in experience." "But under 'Experience', you have nothing." "Well, there's not a lot of room to write on a cocktail napkin." "Sir, did you fill out any of these sections?" "Yes...I filled out the 'interests' section." "You wrote 'Adult Entertainment.'" "Well, I would have been more specific, but I ran out of crayon." "...And then he just started crying."