Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 15, 2011

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    Major SNERK!!!

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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    Mr. Pastis? Richard Thompsonā€™s lawyers on line 1 ā€¦

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    zero  over 13 years ago

    The only thing we have to fear is Fearless Fosdick itselfā€¦

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    Sisyphos  over 13 years ago

    OMG! Alice has trapped the Family Circus Gang, and suddenly Rat and Pig show up! And ā€œAliceā€ reveals a mean streak that she keeps well hidden when sheā€™s playing the rĆ“le of Alice over at Cul de Sac!

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    killacowinWA  over 13 years ago

    ā€˜Pearlsā€™ hasnā€™t insulted ā€˜Family Circusā€™ in a while, good to see it again. I seem to recall that last time the Cul-de-Sac kids were in ā€˜Pearlsā€™, they burned Ratā€™s house down.

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    Great one!

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    barbhinkins  over 13 years ago

    Maybe Alice could be Rat or Pig for Halloween!

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    Ida No  over 13 years ago

    Should have gone to Dreamhaven instead.

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    RogueSymmetry  over 13 years ago

    Am I the only one who likes Family Circle?! Iā€™ve been defending it for years

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Somehow, I get the feeling that Alice would actually like Family Circus if she could actually read.

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    Michelle Morris  over 13 years ago

    Why do people hate on Family Circus? I think itā€™s cute!

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    WyattMute  over 13 years ago

    YOU ARE AWESOME, MR PASTIS.

    That is all.

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    smoore47  over 13 years ago

    Keep ā€™em down there, Alice

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    hariseldon59  over 13 years ago

    Say hi to Ed Norton, kids.

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    Kathy Freeman  over 13 years ago

    Oh so snarky!! =^..^=

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    flagfly  over 13 years ago

    Something tells me that the cul de sac artist and Pastis are good friends.

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    Rat's My Hero Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Brilliant! Kudos Pastis & Thompson!

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    finale  over 13 years ago

    Timmy Fretwork (the banjo-playing man) needs to meet Rat.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    If I didnā€™t know better, I would think Richard drew this Alice. Oh, maybe he did!

    And I like Family Circus also!

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    nancyroy2  over 13 years ago

    wow!ā€¦ Iā€™ve never seen Aliceā€™s dark side beforeā€¦ I also love Family Circus ā€“ I cut them out and post them on the fridge!

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    Thehag  over 13 years ago

    Love the riff on Family Circus. I think the comic people are just like other career communities, they just have more fun and are more public when they pal around.

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    buckfush  over 13 years ago

    Anyone who canā€™t spell Bil deserves to be pilloried.

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    Keno21  over 13 years ago

    You mean ā€˜piloriedā€™.

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    corzak  over 13 years ago

    I wrote off ā€œFamily Circusā€ years ago as tired, insipid, needlessly protracted.But check out this sample from the 60ā€™s . . . daddyā€™s smoking and boozing!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:1960s-era_Family_Circus_cartoon.png

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    tedsini  over 13 years ago

    Wow Corzak. It looks like a different Dad, thatā€™s for sure. Did mom divorce and remarry? Mom is certainly better, er, endowed than she is these days, too.

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    solticeart  over 13 years ago

    omg.. 2 of my favorite comics! culdesac and pearls.. love it.. way to go Pastisā€¦ ā€¦ love it! hahahaah I always kinda thought air was a bit evilā€¦ donā€™t let her meet zebra though she may try to ride him like a pony, lol

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    Spode  over 13 years ago

    Several years ago for April Foolā€™s, some of the comic artists switched and riffed off one another; that was the funniest FC ever ā€“ Mommy had the Pointy-Haired Bossā€™ pointy hair.

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    dave.partridge  over 13 years ago

    SHUT YER PIEHOLE, JEFFIE!

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    trekkermint  over 13 years ago

    love it

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    Is Alice channeling Rat?

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    tarzina3  over 13 years ago

    i was fine with f.c. until they started the ā€œnot meā€ stuff , which was funny the first week, but not after 2 million times! also all the other stuff they repeat. Peanuts could get away with it because it was really good!

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    Number Three  over 13 years ago

    Aggressive much?

    LOL xxx

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    iced tea  over 13 years ago

    Anyone who insults those sweet little kids from Family Circus get a 0 in my scale.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    The Keanes know what sort of response ā€œFamily Circusā€ evokes from some people, and theyā€™re (for the most part) fine with it. Itā€™s just about the most whitebread, innocuous, ā€œwholesomeā€ strip out there (the polar opposite of ā€œPearls Before Swineā€), designed to elicit an ā€œAwwwwwā€ from its readership rather than a ā€œHAHAHAHA!ā€ and that sort of nostalgic sentimentality makes it an easy target for satire. (You know why ā€œFamily Circusā€ is in a round panel? Because once Bil Keane started knocking all the edginess off the strip, he didnā€™t know when to stop.)

    In a way, I find ā€œDennis the Menaceā€ more annoying than ā€œFCā€, because when that strip started Dennis really WAS a hell-child, but now heā€™s as safe for Grandmaā€™s refrigerator as Bilā€™s melonheaded brood.

    (By the way, putting the ā€œCul de Sacā€ kids into other strips isnā€™t just a coincidence; todayā€™s ā€œPearlsā€ may wind up in the ā€œTeam Cul de Sacā€ collection, to raise money for Parkinsonā€™s research.)

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    lin4869  over 13 years ago

    xD

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    DavidMac  over 13 years ago

    PBS is arguably the best strip in the 21st century. So far.

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    tgrfemme  over 13 years ago

    ā€œPearlsā€ always makes me laugh, and I think ā€œCul de Sacā€ is wonderfully creative as well, but this was a laugh-out-loud moment for me! I still like the innocence of Family Circus, but putting Alice in a ā€œPearlsā€ strip ā€“ and her showing a Rat-like dark side towards the Family Circus ā€“ this just made my comics day!

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    billdi Premium Member over 13 years ago

    best laugh of the day

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    mike scott  over 13 years ago

    Best. Pearls. Ever.

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    DonVanni  over 13 years ago

    Youā€™re right, flagfly.

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    fishbulb239  over 13 years ago

    If you look at the early Family Circus strips, they were actually funny. For decades, though, cute has definitely been a bigger priority for Family Circus than funny. I read the funny pages to laugh, not to see drawings of kids doing cute but unfunny things. Cul de Sac beautifully captures the funny side of liā€™l kids; Family Circus has not done that for a generation.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 13 years ago

    The job is only half done, Rat; throw Alice into the hole too.

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    Popeyesforearm  over 13 years ago

    The Hat Trick of Cartooning. Iā€™m bummed that I missed this over the weekend.

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    jeditrue  over 13 years ago

    This strip was donated for Team Cul de Sac, a fundraiser for Parkinsonā€™s research and will be auctioned of in 2012. Stephan was the first person I asked to join the team. Stephan is just the best. Richard admires him greatly and we are honored to have him contribute this stripā€¦and make fun of The family Circus! Please Like us on facebook :TEAM CUL DE SAC

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    Larry Croc  almost 7 years ago

    They ees where they belongā€¦ een sewers! They ees such s***

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    Bob da croc  almost 4 years ago

    Me glad me no in der

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    me_the_polish_gull  almost 4 years ago

    Richard Thompson wouldnā€™t be pleasedā€¦

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