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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 15, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Look, Rat! It's Alice from the comic strip 'Cul de Sac,' and she's standing on that manhole cover like she always does! How come you always do that, sweet l'il Alice? Alice: I've trapped the $*@! 'Family Circus' kids in there. Rat: My kind of girl. Voice: If you let us out, we'll show you our dead grandpa. Alice: Shut your piehole, Jeffy.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Major SNERK!!!
rayannina over 13 years ago
Mr. Pastis? Richard Thompsonās lawyers on line 1 ā¦
zero over 13 years ago
The only thing we have to fear is Fearless Fosdick itselfā¦
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
OMG! Alice has trapped the Family Circus Gang, and suddenly Rat and Pig show up! And āAliceā reveals a mean streak that she keeps well hidden when sheās playing the rĆ“le of Alice over at Cul de Sac!
killacowinWA over 13 years ago
āPearlsā hasnāt insulted āFamily Circusā in a while, good to see it again. I seem to recall that last time the Cul-de-Sac kids were in āPearlsā, they burned Ratās house down.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Great one!
barbhinkins over 13 years ago
Maybe Alice could be Rat or Pig for Halloween!
Ida No over 13 years ago
Should have gone to Dreamhaven instead.
RogueSymmetry over 13 years ago
Am I the only one who likes Family Circle?! Iāve been defending it for years
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Somehow, I get the feeling that Alice would actually like Family Circus if she could actually read.
Michelle Morris over 13 years ago
Why do people hate on Family Circus? I think itās cute!
WyattMute over 13 years ago
YOU ARE AWESOME, MR PASTIS.
That is all.
smoore47 over 13 years ago
Keep āem down there, Alice
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
Say hi to Ed Norton, kids.
Kathy Freeman over 13 years ago
Oh so snarky!! =^..^=
flagfly over 13 years ago
Something tells me that the cul de sac artist and Pastis are good friends.
Rat's My Hero Premium Member over 13 years ago
Brilliant! Kudos Pastis & Thompson!
finale over 13 years ago
Timmy Fretwork (the banjo-playing man) needs to meet Rat.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
If I didnāt know better, I would think Richard drew this Alice. Oh, maybe he did!
And I like Family Circus also!
nancyroy2 over 13 years ago
wow!ā¦ Iāve never seen Aliceās dark side beforeā¦ I also love Family Circus ā I cut them out and post them on the fridge!
Thehag over 13 years ago
Love the riff on Family Circus. I think the comic people are just like other career communities, they just have more fun and are more public when they pal around.
buckfush over 13 years ago
Anyone who canāt spell Bil deserves to be pilloried.
Keno21 over 13 years ago
You mean āpiloriedā.
corzak over 13 years ago
I wrote off āFamily Circusā years ago as tired, insipid, needlessly protracted.But check out this sample from the 60ās . . . daddyās smoking and boozing!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:1960s-era_Family_Circus_cartoon.png
tedsini over 13 years ago
Wow Corzak. It looks like a different Dad, thatās for sure. Did mom divorce and remarry? Mom is certainly better, er, endowed than she is these days, too.
solticeart over 13 years ago
omg.. 2 of my favorite comics! culdesac and pearls.. love it.. way to go Pastisā¦ ā¦ love it! hahahaah I always kinda thought air was a bit evilā¦ donāt let her meet zebra though she may try to ride him like a pony, lol
Spode over 13 years ago
Several years ago for April Foolās, some of the comic artists switched and riffed off one another; that was the funniest FC ever ā Mommy had the Pointy-Haired Bossā pointy hair.
dave.partridge over 13 years ago
SHUT YER PIEHOLE, JEFFIE!
trekkermint over 13 years ago
love it
bmonk over 13 years ago
Is Alice channeling Rat?
tarzina3 over 13 years ago
i was fine with f.c. until they started the ānot meā stuff , which was funny the first week, but not after 2 million times! also all the other stuff they repeat. Peanuts could get away with it because it was really good!
Number Three over 13 years ago
Aggressive much?
LOL xxx
iced tea over 13 years ago
Anyone who insults those sweet little kids from Family Circus get a 0 in my scale.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
The Keanes know what sort of response āFamily Circusā evokes from some people, and theyāre (for the most part) fine with it. Itās just about the most whitebread, innocuous, āwholesomeā strip out there (the polar opposite of āPearls Before Swineā), designed to elicit an āAwwwwwā from its readership rather than a āHAHAHAHA!ā and that sort of nostalgic sentimentality makes it an easy target for satire. (You know why āFamily Circusā is in a round panel? Because once Bil Keane started knocking all the edginess off the strip, he didnāt know when to stop.)
In a way, I find āDennis the Menaceā more annoying than āFCā, because when that strip started Dennis really WAS a hell-child, but now heās as safe for Grandmaās refrigerator as Bilās melonheaded brood.
(By the way, putting the āCul de Sacā kids into other strips isnāt just a coincidence; todayās āPearlsā may wind up in the āTeam Cul de Sacā collection, to raise money for Parkinsonās research.)
lin4869 over 13 years ago
xD
DavidMac over 13 years ago
PBS is arguably the best strip in the 21st century. So far.
tgrfemme over 13 years ago
āPearlsā always makes me laugh, and I think āCul de Sacā is wonderfully creative as well, but this was a laugh-out-loud moment for me! I still like the innocence of Family Circus, but putting Alice in a āPearlsā strip ā and her showing a Rat-like dark side towards the Family Circus ā this just made my comics day!
billdi Premium Member over 13 years ago
best laugh of the day
mike scott over 13 years ago
Best. Pearls. Ever.
DonVanni over 13 years ago
Youāre right, flagfly.
fishbulb239 over 13 years ago
If you look at the early Family Circus strips, they were actually funny. For decades, though, cute has definitely been a bigger priority for Family Circus than funny. I read the funny pages to laugh, not to see drawings of kids doing cute but unfunny things. Cul de Sac beautifully captures the funny side of liāl kids; Family Circus has not done that for a generation.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
The job is only half done, Rat; throw Alice into the hole too.
Popeyesforearm over 13 years ago
The Hat Trick of Cartooning. Iām bummed that I missed this over the weekend.
jeditrue over 13 years ago
This strip was donated for Team Cul de Sac, a fundraiser for Parkinsonās research and will be auctioned of in 2012. Stephan was the first person I asked to join the team. Stephan is just the best. Richard admires him greatly and we are honored to have him contribute this stripā¦and make fun of The family Circus! Please Like us on facebook :TEAM CUL DE SAC
Larry Croc almost 7 years ago
They ees where they belongā¦ een sewers! They ees such s***
Bob da croc almost 4 years ago
Me glad me no in der
me_the_polish_gull almost 4 years ago
Richard Thompson wouldnāt be pleasedā¦