Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 19, 2011

I, Azal, call down upon the heavens to smite Gil Thorp and his infidel Mudlarks!

Tilden’s cornerback didn’t just slip. He fell in the quicksand cleverly hidden at about the thirty yard hash mark.

Number 85 has an NFL body. I think Gil should work the gameplan to get him the ball more often.

WHAM! POW! KER_RACK! Stupid game playes by infidels.

Kaz looks like he just escaped Shawshank

Hope Gil’s leisure suit doesn’t shrink.

P2: Kaz: “I dropped my soap.” Gil: “Smart kid.”

So I guess if this is a touchdown, they’ll go for 2?

Azal has a good arm. Bring him back for baseball season. All these years we didn’t even know Milford had a soccer team, and they’ve been calling the shots! Judging from those puddles, the stadium at Milford is flat like a pitch, not crowned like a field.

It would have been better had Azal missed the table when throwing his helmet . . .

P2 – appears as though Kaz is being pleasured by Gil in some fashion

P3 – not only has the rain set in, but the field is freezing over, and the grounds crew has set up the dasher boards for some outdoor hockey.

Who looks up into the sky when it is pouring? Kaz is in ecstasy.

Mudlarks in the Rain, one of the great Top 40 tunes.

Kaz looks like a Dust Bowl farmer finally getting rain.

Wouldn’t the helmet make a PING sound when it hit the bench, and not a WHAM?

Last panel, sure looks like Milford receiver used a knife on the Dback.

jterran,

Turkeys. So stupid they drown that way.

The cornerback slipped, but #85 doesn’t have the ball so it’s kinda moot!