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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 01, 2011
October 31, 2011
November 02, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: I'm tired of routine. I need change. Pig: What do you have in mind? New hobbies? New shoes? Rat: Burn down the house. Pig: I vote for shoes. Rat: Vote fast. Time is precious.
ajnotales, Zippy007 â When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. And when all you have is a single issue to obsess about, everything looks like a metaphor for it. Yes?
Rat reminds me so much of a buddy of mine. I gotta stay on the other coast to stay out of troubleâŠOWS is âway too naive and tame, especially since theyâre being set up by the TP puppets and GOP politiciansâŠ
Itâs OK, though: OWS will wise up. They gave Wall St, the banks, and the GOTP a chance to do the right thingâŠ
âIâm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye, but if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun donât shine, cause Iâm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own Wookie, Iâm the root of all thatâs evil, yea, but you can call me cookie. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we donât need no water let the motherf***er burn, burn motherf***er, burn.â
margueritem over 13 years ago
Rat, such an impetuous lad!
ANQuixote over 13 years ago
Pig should remember to vote early and often!
fatjimi over 13 years ago
Do I smell barbeque?
LLABDDO over 13 years ago
Does anyone else have the song âBurning down the houseâ by the Talking Heads, stuck in their head.
StrangeTikiGod over 13 years ago
Excitable boy, they all saidâŠ
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Rat, you impetuous boy, you! Pig, rescue your personal treasuresâhurry!
jeff_e over 13 years ago
ha, FKA doc!
Bqggz over 13 years ago
Bah, our dear Mr. Pastis is just too lazy to draw Rat with real feet and shoes on them :-)
RonaldDavis over 13 years ago
Finish pouring gasoline before igniting it!
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
Mmm ⊠bacon!
ajnotales over 13 years ago
perhaps a metaphor for what the politicians and investment bankers are doing to the worldâs economy???
Zippy007 over 13 years ago
Uh oh- it looks like Rat is one of those OWSers . . .
PShaw0423 over 13 years ago
ajnotales, Zippy007 â When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. And when all you have is a single issue to obsess about, everything looks like a metaphor for it. Yes?
tigre1 over 13 years ago
Rat reminds me so much of a buddy of mine. I gotta stay on the other coast to stay out of troubleâŠOWS is âway too naive and tame, especially since theyâre being set up by the TP puppets and GOP politiciansâŠ
Itâs OK, though: OWS will wise up. They gave Wall St, the banks, and the GOTP a chance to do the right thingâŠ
vscythian over 13 years ago
This is why every vote countsâŠ
dukeallen over 13 years ago
This is a hot strip!
abaffuto over 13 years ago
When have the pearls characters ever worn shoes?
Number Three over 13 years ago
You want change, Rat?
Why not try not showing off and swearing for once?
LOL xxx
BananaSlug over 13 years ago
Eh, the rent was too high anyway.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Mmm, rat-kabobâŠ
Popeyesforearm over 13 years ago
Pig needs to go to Home Depot, get the biggest rat trap they sell and put a beer in it for bait. End of the rodent problems!
JeffdlS over 13 years ago
Ratâs been listening to Talking Heads.
deangup over 13 years ago
Would be funnier if in the last panel Rat said something like âDemocracy is for sissies.â
Zebrails over 13 years ago
âSmoke On The Waterâ by Deep Purple came to mind.
bmonk over 13 years ago
âVote early, vote oftenâ
++++
If Pig waits, heâll get the second option:
âJust because someone is dead doesnât keep them from voting.â
I grew up in Chicago. My uncle always voted Republican while he was aliveâand Democrat once he died.
Keno21 over 13 years ago
Curse you, Oddball! Curse you!!AAUUGGHHHH!!!!
codedaddy over 13 years ago
Which one will we see wearing shoes?
ballerinaluvzeebas over 13 years ago
poor pig and mouse. good thing zeebas wont get hurt by flame.
curiosity2.0 over 13 years ago
if i could have 1 thing for my birthday id have Stephen Pastis draw me a comic strip with McJaggerâŠ
killacowinWA over 13 years ago
Is it arson if itâs his house and his property?
naturally_easy over 13 years ago
Anyone else smell bacon cooking?
naturally_easy over 13 years ago
oopsâŠsorry hariseldonâŠdidnât read before I typedâŠ.
chris_weaver over 13 years ago
@BqggzS. Pastis will probably draw Rat with proper feet and shoes the day Donald Duck wears pants.
comicsnerd74 almost 10 years ago
Does anyone have âIâve got a feelingâ by the Black Eyed Peas stuck in their head?"Letâs burn the roof!And then weâll do it aga-a-a-in.
alien011 about 2 years ago
âIâm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye, but if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun donât shine, cause Iâm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own Wookie, Iâm the root of all thatâs evil, yea, but you can call me cookie. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we donât need no water let the motherf***er burn, burn motherf***er, burn.â