Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 26, 2011
Transcript:
Lucy: OK... so what's your latest plan for world peace? Danae: A universal language! There wouldn't be so many problems if everyone spoke the same language, so I'm creating one! Lucy: Um... how will you get everyone to understand it and use it? Danae: Lumpin frits, vu goombat. Lucy: You just said something not very nice, didn't you... Danae: See? That wasn't so hard, now was it?
Ida No about 13 years ago
The universal language of world peace is Norwegian? Or is that a voice clip from the Swedish Chef?
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
Sometimes inflection & body language say it all.
pbarnrob about 13 years ago
No, Radish, you really don’t…
kreole about 13 years ago
A universal language won’t do it……people kill each other in English all the time.
Arianne about 13 years ago
I’m guessing that smile that everybody everywhere does in the same language won’t make it into Danae’s lexicon?A malicious grin or sinister sneer, on the other hand…
bluskies about 13 years ago
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it. I nominate Lucy in 2012!
Arianne about 13 years ago
Darn tootin! Wouldn’t be the first horse’s patoot seated behind the desk in the oval office.
Superfrog about 13 years ago
I know that you believe that you understand what you think I said but I’m not sure that you realize that what you heard was not what I meant.
Olddog1 about 13 years ago
masterskrain: You beat me to it. I’m a bit dissapointed that I didn’t see it sooner.
psychlady about 13 years ago
A universal language that Danae is making up. Will anyone be able to learn it?
tripwire45 about 13 years ago
This has been tried before. Didn’t work out so well.
Ida No about 13 years ago
What, shortwave radio isn’t good enough? What I’ve been told, God’s been receiving season 3 episodes of “I Love Lucy”, in prime time broadcasts, and that’s about as “in person” as anyone’s going to get.
Wiley creator about 13 years ago
Hey! No getting ahead of the storyline!
lutro about 13 years ago
@masterskrain and olddog1: I’m a big fan of Esperanto, so I hope Danae never finds out about it! (On the other hand, I’d welcome Lucy the horse into my linguistic world anytime!)
Mokurai about 13 years ago
e’osai la Lojban pluka ko.
DamnHappyChappy about 13 years ago
Esperanto, Don’t make me laugh. The EU has spent billions on developing this absurdity and it is deader than Latin. I bet half the people that read this strip have never heard of it. Another example of European bureaucrats wasting taxes.
Justice22 about 13 years ago
I L’edOL on this one.
Varnes about 13 years ago
A young girl like her shouldn’t even know what a goombat is……..
Destiny23 about 13 years ago
I have a Teach Yourself Esperanto and Esperanto/English dictionary from the 70s. I’m glad I saved them — they might still come in handy one day!
Logicman about 13 years ago
@mokurai — no fair — Google Translate doesn’t do esperanto! What’d you say? :) @three steps over Japan — Most broadcasters are turning off their SW services. Sad but true. If you want to hear them now, you are stuck with local rebroadcasters, (or you’re tethered to the internet, but really, I don’t ever think to ‘tune in’ on the internet so I just don’t listen to them any more!)
Defective Premium Member about 13 years ago
A universal language would have to be a secondary language, not a primary one, so everyone would have to be taught two languages, and it would be a couple generations (if done NOW) for everyone to learn it, at a minimum. There would be areas of the world that would never learn this language, too. Then there’s the cost of teaching an extra language, when teaching one is barely done, in some areas.
People won’t accept a replacement of their native tongue. At least not one with any pride in their country, or any culture. It’s already been resoundingly declined.
momazilla about 13 years ago
ON the other hand, Some gestures are understood world wide. (Middle finger salute)
treered about 13 years ago
it’s all in HOW you say it… lol! “heart” Wiley!
bmonk about 13 years ago
The other side of this is to work on the universal language of the heart—compassion, love, charity, whatever you call it. (Danae may never understand it, however.)
gedias about 13 years ago
@wiley One thing I always wondered, does Lucy really speak, or does Danae only imagine it?
dabugger about 13 years ago
say what?
androgenoide about 13 years ago
As auxlangs go, I think I’d prefer Interlingua to Esperanto but I really can’t accept the auxlang premise that there are too many languages in the world. The few thousand we have left strike me as too few to offer real insight into the way we construct reality.
doc white about 13 years ago
Okay,MONEY TALKS AND B.S. WALKS.
lbatik about 13 years ago
Oh, yes, Esperanto. But with regard to “made-up languages”, may I just point out that there are now more speakers of Klingon than speakers of Esperanto? http://www.kli.org/
autumnfire1957 about 13 years ago
@Masterskrian, olddog, & lutro. I can say Esperanto in ENGLISH.
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
kaltxi frapo …. if I got that right it says Hello everyone. www.Learnnavi.org If not Esperanto… then either Klingon or Na`vi. Heard tell that the fictional languages do bridge some of the communication gap.