Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 14, 2011

“survived”? i have a feeling dad’s not gonna use the syrup for something tasty.

Bring on the frozen waffles!

Ive seen the time I would kill for a waffle.

That is lame Dad, really lame.

Alas, it’s too late. I have become jolly and rotund.

At least he’s not serving Cheerios…

Down. Fang.

Peace, joy, and good health this season. For those who never quite grew up, may your inner child have a blast.

There are two Kids in the kitchen.

Yeah, I know. If you can’t eat it or … etc. Ya gotta keep it clean!

Like father..like son..

He is know well ha ha aa

I think dad will make a worse mess than Calvin did yesterday with breakfast.

What kind of soup goes with waffles?

Just give me the soup and lose the waffles.

Dad will not ‘waffle’ in his resolve to make supper …or will he?

Judging from the first panel, this meal will be ‘top-drawer’.Judging from the last panel, Dad’s efforts will ‘sink’ and go ‘down the drain’, especially if there’s a garbage disposal.

@bluskies,Was Dogsniff married to Phyllis Diller? You called him Fang! Is that where he got his sense of humor?

I’ve had worse.

@bluskies,No, I never even heard of “sink the Cheerio” until yesterday. Can girls play, too?Actually, I usually don’t care for potty humor! It goes against the ‘grain’ for me!

waffles are for later, right now he’s preparing syrup soup.

I feed my kids french toast for dinner sometimes… is that bad?

“Get the syrup, will you?” Well, there’s the waffles XD

I can see the can, so I know where this is going.

When the kids were growing up, and wife was ill, I’d fix macaronia and cheese with chopped hot dogs. They thrived on it. Once when wife was cooking M&C and scalped potatoes, got the cheese mixes reversed. Still edible.

Awwwwwww! No need to feel embarrased, Dad!

xxx

As I remember it, Mom cannot cook either. :-)

My husband does all the cooking. The kids get fed at about this level when I have to cook.

Are you single and anywhere near Oklahoma?

Not all men are incompetent in the kitchen. My husband cooks better than I do!!!!!

;-)

btw: We’re going over to a cousin’s house for dinner tonight where breakfast is on the menu: scrambled eggs, sausage (and gravy), bacon, biscuits, etc. Artery clogging, I know, but it’s just so darn good! Besides, we never eat this way at home (even for breakfast) so it’s a nice change from “same old, same old” when it comes to dinner!

;-)

He survived!

In college I smuggled in a hotplate and, to this day, cannot eat spaghettios.

I bet Calvin finds what his dad makes better than anything his mom would. After all, this is the kid that likes to imagine he’s eating slugs and other creepy crawlies. His dad can put together anything, give it a gross, kid friendly name, and be Dad of the Decade.

This one gave me a laugh. When I was younger I ate EVERYTHING. My mother said I had a “hollow” leg that took in all the extra food.

I ate spinach out of a can many a meal in my first apartment after getting out of the army. That’s no gag either just ‘cause I’m Popeye. For real.Ah, the good old days.

The syrup’s obviously going to be used for the frozen waffles…

Yes, because you have to be female in order to know how to cook.

I love waffles!!! Go waffles! Go waffles!