Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 14, 2011

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    Fin3cy6  almost 13 years ago

    “survived”? i have a feeling dad’s not gonna use the syrup for something tasty.

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    Bring on the frozen waffles!

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    Ive seen the time I would kill for a waffle.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 13 years ago

    That is lame Dad, really lame.

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    Alas, it’s too late. I have become jolly and rotund.

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    bluskies  almost 13 years ago

    At least he’s not serving Cheerios…

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    bluskies  almost 13 years ago

    Down. Fang.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 13 years ago

    Peace, joy, and good health this season. For those who never quite grew up, may your inner child have a blast.

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    jai-jai  almost 13 years ago

    There are two Kids in the kitchen.

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    bluskies  almost 13 years ago

    Yeah, I know. If you can’t eat it or … etc. Ya gotta keep it clean!

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    robbieboy  almost 13 years ago

    Like father..like son..

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    Phapada  almost 13 years ago

    He is know well ha ha aa

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I think dad will make a worse mess than Calvin did yesterday with breakfast.

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    thirdguy  almost 13 years ago

    What kind of soup goes with waffles?

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Just give me the soup and lose the waffles.

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    Dad will not ‘waffle’ in his resolve to make supper …or will he?

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    Judging from the first panel, this meal will be ‘top-drawer’.Judging from the last panel, Dad’s efforts will ‘sink’ and go ‘down the drain’, especially if there’s a garbage disposal.

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    @bluskies,Was Dogsniff married to Phyllis Diller? You called him Fang! Is that where he got his sense of humor?

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    tripwire45  almost 13 years ago

    I’ve had worse.

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    @bluskies,No, I never even heard of “sink the Cheerio” until yesterday. Can girls play, too?Actually, I usually don’t care for potty humor! It goes against the ‘grain’ for me!

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    V-Beast  almost 13 years ago

    waffles are for later, right now he’s preparing syrup soup.

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    nancyroy2  almost 13 years ago

    I feed my kids french toast for dinner sometimes… is that bad?

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    Alyianna  almost 13 years ago

    “Get the syrup, will you?” Well, there’s the waffles XD

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  almost 13 years ago

    I can see the can, so I know where this is going.

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    tuslog64  almost 13 years ago

    When the kids were growing up, and wife was ill, I’d fix macaronia and cheese with chopped hot dogs. They thrived on it. Once when wife was cooking M&C and scalped potatoes, got the cheese mixes reversed. Still edible.

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    Number Three  almost 13 years ago

    Awwwwwww! No need to feel embarrased, Dad!

    xxx

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    coffeeturtle  almost 13 years ago

    As I remember it, Mom cannot cook either. :-)

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    jbarnes  almost 13 years ago

    My husband does all the cooking. The kids get fed at about this level when I have to cook.

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    Mythreesons  almost 13 years ago

    Are you single and anywhere near Oklahoma?

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    Gretchen's Mom  almost 13 years ago

    Not all men are incompetent in the kitchen. My husband cooks better than I do!!!!!

     

    ;-)

     

    btw: We’re going over to a cousin’s house for dinner tonight where breakfast is on the menu: scrambled eggs, sausage (and gravy), bacon, biscuits, etc. Artery clogging, I know, but it’s just so darn good! Besides, we never eat this way at home (even for breakfast) so it’s a nice change from “same old, same old” when it comes to dinner!

     

    ;-)

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    rentier  almost 13 years ago

    He survived!

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    hkyjckfjt  almost 13 years ago

    In college I smuggled in a hotplate and, to this day, cannot eat spaghettios.

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    Thomas Linquist  almost 13 years ago

    I bet Calvin finds what his dad makes better than anything his mom would. After all, this is the kid that likes to imagine he’s eating slugs and other creepy crawlies. His dad can put together anything, give it a gross, kid friendly name, and be Dad of the Decade.

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    khpage  almost 13 years ago

    This one gave me a laugh. When I was younger I ate EVERYTHING. My mother said I had a “hollow” leg that took in all the extra food.

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 13 years ago

    I ate spinach out of a can many a meal in my first apartment after getting out of the army. That’s no gag either just ‘cause I’m Popeye. For real.Ah, the good old days.

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    drawingpad  almost 13 years ago

    The syrup’s obviously going to be used for the frozen waffles…

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    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    Yes, because you have to be female in order to know how to cook.

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    crazymax134  almost 13 years ago

    I love waffles!!! Go waffles! Go waffles!

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