… heard a true story …guy buys a life insurance policy for his goldfish. fills out all the forms correctly: name, Goldy Fish; height: 1 inch; weight: 0.5 ounce; age: 2 months; etc.the company actually issued the policy, and the guy paid a couple of premiums.sure enough, the goldfish dies (don’t they always?) and guy attempts to collect.I don’t recall what the resolution to this was, and for all I know they’re still in court.
Aussie Down Under about 13 years ago
Beats the hell outta me.
Aussie Down Under about 13 years ago
Shakespeare would probably look at the situation as “to break or not to break that’s the question”.
bmonk about 13 years ago
He just told them, “Let’s give this a whack!”
iced tea about 13 years ago
Give it a good beat with that stick!
Justice22 about 13 years ago
AIG?
Phatts about 13 years ago
… heard a true story …guy buys a life insurance policy for his goldfish. fills out all the forms correctly: name, Goldy Fish; height: 1 inch; weight: 0.5 ounce; age: 2 months; etc.the company actually issued the policy, and the guy paid a couple of premiums.sure enough, the goldfish dies (don’t they always?) and guy attempts to collect.I don’t recall what the resolution to this was, and for all I know they’re still in court.
chris_weaver about 13 years ago
Piñata vandalism is truly a nationwide epidemic!
dsom8 about 13 years ago
There’s the classic story about the guy who insured his fine Cuban cigars…