Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 01, 2011

So Valley Tech commits a personal foul that will give Milford a first down. Real smart. I predict Bobby will step in and defend Brody, thereby teaching Wildcat what being on a team really means.

Time to eject number 25! To the turf!

3 field goals in the game, you have the lead and the “kicker’s killing” you? Talk about an overstatement! How about “we need to block this kick and win the game?” But that wouldn’t teach the moral lesson we are all waiting for!

Mississippi Mudflap=Mullet. Penalty Valley Tech, roughing the kicker, 1st down Milford! Moonpie can hear the crickets chirping in the “pressbox” for one.

OMG

Where’s Jack Lambert when you need him?

Wow, I’m sorry but this is just too dumb. They jump early and plow into the kicker, when the holder would have the ball (if it was even snapped yet). This would be the dirtiest play ever, players and coaches would be ejected.

chiphilton is right – first down, probably inside the 15 now, so I hope Milford ends up scoring a TD because of this. If Brody comes back and kicks the winning FG with a broken arm I’m out of here.

Since Wildcat is listening to the game on the wireless with his bottle beside him, do you think he’s playing a takeoff on the college drinking game where he’s slamming a shot of whiskey everytime Brody kicks a field goal?

That one VT player is such a hoodlum he even wears a mask to the game to conceal his identity.

You can clearly see in P1 that this is a night game… yet, the shake up artist from VT is clearly wearing sunglasses in P2. A subtle nod to Canadian singer-songwriter Corey Hart? Well played gentlemen. Too cool for school.

Like this would ever happen…..

Turns out personal fouls cure Aspergers. Brody is becomes normal but he forgets how to kick.

P1 – Leave it to ‘ol Moonpie, hammered in the Tinderbox, to piss on MILFord’s parade.

Did the player in P2 get a “Chocolate Bandit Mask” from one of his teammates in the locker room before the game?

Did Ndamukong Suh go to Valley Tech?

Can’t trust that #25 – especially when he is wearing a mask!

Perhaps today’s strip could be called: “Ndamukong Suh—the early years”.

Brody gets up … and it turns out he can also kick like a combination Jackie Chan and Jean-Claude Van Damme — eleven bloody Valley Tech dudes, writhing in pain on the field. Brody kicks field goals & butts.

…I am waiting for a drunk, weepy Moon to play up the human interest angle as an injured Brody lines up for the game winner….shades of Red Barber!

He’s a United Kingdom fan?

An alert official should be able to see through this one.

A scenario like this actually happened in Colorado a couple of years ago. Led to a big discussion on ejections.

Season canceled after Brody’s funeral.

Where is today’s strip?

Hey it’s still on yesterday’s comics

Yeah, offsides is correct, but plowing into the kicker when he isn’t kicking would be a dead ball foul – unnecessary roughness.

Valley Tech. You mean one of their geeks decides on his own to break up the conclusion of this long winding story?