Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 23, 2011

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    pigs an idiot  almost 13 years ago

    im the first one to read this

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    thegrift  almost 13 years ago

    pig is practical

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    chris_weaver  almost 13 years ago

    1st item on list: Don’t kick bucket – live forever.

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    ^ last item on list: see 1st item.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    A bucket list with no buckets!Pig’s idea pails in comparison.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I’m glad that Goat helped him get a handle on this — it galvanized his thinking.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    aw, saywhat… thanks.

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    doublepaw  almost 13 years ago

    I think Pig is looking a little pail today.

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    finale  almost 13 years ago

    One man’s “AHA!” moment is another’s “I can’t beleive he’s that dim” moment.

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    finkd  almost 13 years ago

    That’s just gross.

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    finkd  almost 13 years ago

    Goat’s idea really holds water.

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    eddie6192  almost 13 years ago

    Sometimes Goat spoils all the fun. I would have liked seeing that dumb Pig implement # 2 from his list.

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    What Shenanigans  almost 13 years ago

    I started to make a bucket list once, but I bailed on it.

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    What Shenanigans  almost 13 years ago

    I always thought the Bucket list went:1. Find a golden ticket2. Visit Willie Wonka’s incredible chocolate factory3. Inherit it and pull your family out of poverty

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    Sisyphos  almost 13 years ago

    Can Pig cope with his newly expanded horizons of bucket-listables? Let us contemplate what Pig’s revised list might include…. I would have to include (though Pastis says it won’t happen) the undying of Sweet Fanny, Pig’s one true love (that phrase always arouses the Sweet Fanny haters and Pigita lovers among us).

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    aitkend Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Pig’s smart enough to leave Kicking the bucket off the list.

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    eddie6192  almost 13 years ago

    IS TOO!

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    corzak  almost 13 years ago

    5. Install bucket-drip irrigation.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    #4. Poke a hole in it and write a song . . . (PS: get Ricky Nelson to sing it) .. .☻

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    Goat is VERY cool. Don’t we ALL have friends ?

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    Number Three  almost 13 years ago

    Awww, I’ve read stories in magazines of people creating Bucket lists when they find out they have a terminal illness.

    It’s upsetting.

    :’(

    xxx

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    Firebird67  almost 13 years ago

    @thetrusted mechanic – sweet and dumb are not inconsistent.

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 13 years ago

    kick it

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    I think Pig is doing well. He’s got a good feed of ideas. I might steel some of them. I wood like to be as nice as him.

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    Prof_Bleen  almost 13 years ago

    “Better get me a bucket—I’m going to throw up!” —Mr Creosote, in Monty Python’s the Meaning of Life

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 13 years ago

    Now that Pig’s options have been broadened, will his list include activities with broads?

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    KatP Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I love Pig in the last panel with his hands on his hips and the pencil on his ear. He he.

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