JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 01, 2011
November 30, 2011
December 02, 2011
Transcript:
And if elected , I will refer school lunches. my lunch today was practically inedible! Th macaroni was soggy, the peas were mushed. wham! and the chicken tasted like wood! who writes his speeches? They're fantastic!
halestormstopper almost 13 years ago
He tries to pull it off like he think he can by saying that he’s full…
Catfeet Premium Member almost 13 years ago
And, the pizza tasted like vegetables!
StoicLion1973 almost 13 years ago
Great strip. Sounds like JoJo has been listening to his parents’ old vinyls.
Finster_17 almost 13 years ago
Perhaps JoJo should eat at a hotel, motel or Holiday Inn.
Pipe Tobacco almost 13 years ago
Year long tally: 29 Nonsensical : 306 Realistic] Thank you Robb for today’s realistic and funny comic!! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Impressive! Robb has made a very sly, well crafted series of strips about our crazy political juggernaut here in the US. I am exceptionally pleased. All of these strips have been great…. but yesterday’s (NOV. 30th) is amongst the best of the political strips so far!!!!
kbyrdleroy123 almost 13 years ago
That last part about the macaroni, peas, and chicken was borrowed from a Sugar Hill gang rap from the 70’s. Didn’t know JoJo was a fan of Old school.
Potrzebie almost 13 years ago
Let’s see if he plugs Kaopectate!!!!
tegm almost 13 years ago
I still love him in that blazer. All little boys should wear blazers <3
gmforde almost 13 years ago
Don’t forget the Great Pumpkin and moral decline of Babylon! lol
viejito almost 13 years ago
OK, for those who are too young to remember, here is the rap, with the above quote at 9 minutes, 34 seconds…
tracematt almost 13 years ago
Rapper’s delight
MrsETPerry almost 13 years ago
Night-Gaunt49 lol at the beginnig my high school lunch was great than good, than I became the lunch lady for extra credit so whenever it was great I got to take extra home, yum. Especailly desert. sweet potato patties, cookies, Yellow cake with chocolate frosting, pizza, Peach banana slushie or lemonade with tea and pink milk, or bottled water, hake even the sweet bread, or cinnoman rolls lol 09.
Censorhead over 3 years ago
That phrase is becoming a copypasta.
DKHenderson 11 months ago
Does this menu have some significance to Robb Armstrong? I heard Sunny describe a meal—perhaps at camp—exactly the same way: soggy macaroni, mushy peas, and the chicken tasted like wood.