Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 26, 2011

That seat thing means a lot more than guys realize.

JohnnyDiego……..one forehead, one eyeball…….I wonder which bit we’ll get to see next Christmas.

I keep trying to get my wife to leave the seat UP!

…he fooled her..he never lifted it up…

Not only do I put the seat down, I put the lid down as well.Don’t want a cat to fall in, do we?

That way we both have to lift something when it’s to be used.

it’s best to close the toilet lid before flushing because they’ve measured fecal spray up to 6 feet (good reason to keep your uncovered toothbrush in the cabinet)

I missed the point until I read the comments. I thought they were talking about reclining the seat in the car.

Put the seat & lid down before flushing. It will help reduce the bacterial spray that flushes create.

He’s been peeing in the sink, that way he never forgets to put the seat down. Win-win situation.

I was ‘sit trained’ years ago, no issues with the seat being left up or piss splashed all over the walls and cabinetry. Large dogs in the house kept the lid down too.

Remember, leaving the toilet seat down is a lot cheaper than candy and flowers.

that toilet seat must weigh over 100 pounds.