Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 13, 2012

Happened to my husband, too.

Brewster is just perfect for slapstick.

Pam needs to tell him not to use starting blocks too.

I understand that a huge % of exercise equipment never gets used for its intended purpose.

Pam, why is it that you never tell us the important stuff until after it’s too late? I suppose that after I turn it on and run through the wall a second time you’re going to spout some nonsense about power cords and outlets.

So Brewster’s middle name is Gumby?

If Brewster can run through a treadmill dashboard and a wall, I don’t think he needs the exercise.

How much pounds did you lose before you were rescued from that thing?

Dang, Ray, you beat me to it!

Details, details, they’ll get you everytime . . . . ☻

I’m very concerned about the hull strength of the R.U. Sirius. If Brewster can punch a hole in the bulkhead like that . . . what about space debris moving at sonic speeds?Is Cliff working on enhancing structural integrity??

Stick with Brewster, and get your craving satisfied. ;-)

Is that the infamous “Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill”? Also known as the C.O.L.B.E.R.T.?

…or is it the equally infamous George Jetson treadmill: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DxDEoDojJ4

First one today to get a good laugh out of me.

Owwwwwww! That has GOT to hurt!

Poor Brewster!

xxx

Run, Forest…

I mean, Run Brewster, Run!

The bad news is that Brewster suffered two broken arms, a broken leg, numerous bruises and contusions. The good news is his spleen is fine.

The Acme Treadmill 5000, endorsed by Wile E. Coyote.