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Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for January 18, 2012
January 17, 2012
January 19, 2012
Transcript:
TV: ...And now a preview of next week's episode.
Jimbo: We kissed through the entire show!
Rose: There's a good chance we'll miss the rest of the season!
I can understand why Calvin doesnât have a siblingâŠâŠ But with the amount of osculation that Jimbo and Rose manage to achieve on a daily basis, I donât understand why Pasquale hasnât a sibling, or more than one even, at least.
Two couples on a cruise were having dinner in the shipâs restaurant, and after the meal had been completed, one of the men asked the other couple if they would like a glass of wine each.He said âThank you, I willâ. She said â No thanks, tried it once and didnât like itâ.The first man then asked if they would like an after dinner cigarette. He said âThanks, I willâ. She said âNo thanks, tried it once and didnât like itâ.The wife of the first man then asked âHow many children do you have?âThe second manâs wife said âwe have only one childâ, and the first man then said âI see, tried it once and didnât like it I supposeâ.
Iâm amazed at how may people are taking a comic that seriously that theyâre shocked the parents donât have another child. But if you are going to take it that seriously, havenât you guys heard of birth control? Plenty of people have just one kid thanks to that or maybe Rose or Jimbo got themselves fixed or canât have any more kids.
OK, Guys (and I mean âGuysâ only! Sorry Ladies) I have NEVER been able to just sit on the sofa and make out, neither with girlfriends when I was younger, nor with wife today. Any wife is not liking it! So⊠how many of you actually sit there and make out with your wives? Iâm kinda cruious.
This is why I like Netflix on my wireless TV ⊠you can pause it, get a long kiss, then go back. Even stop the movie and come back in a day or so ⊠very effective, especially when we want to freak out our kids ⊠âooooh, mushy! gross!â ⊠and actually they love seeing their parents in love!
@Kydex exactly. Itâs a comic strip so wondering why there isnât another child because the characters make out and are lovey dovey all the time is just silly. And not to mention Pasquales guardian angel hallucinations. Kid would need some meds by now!@Guy-why guys only? Iâm a wife and I make out with my husband on the couch. And we even hold hands in public gasp
Ooooookay⊠I guess my wife and I are the ONLY ONES who never get 2 seconds to even consider kissing. A three year old and a one year old donât allow for any âadultâ time. Weâre too busy being Mommy and Daddy to be Husband and Wife anymore.
Jimbo & Rose arenât REALLY going to miss a GOOD show â theyâre all out on DVD within 6 months anyway!And the REASON they missed tonightâs episode is a valid one, too! Love beats TV any night you canâŠ
Veridian about 13 years ago
Given their rather High Osculation Frequency Iâd say a Band Pass Filter and TiVo are the order of the Day! :-)
tegm about 13 years ago
haha, I miss being that infatuated with someone! XD
Puddleglum2 about 13 years ago
They might as well kiss that show goodbye!
frerrick about 13 years ago
I can understand why Calvin doesnât have a siblingâŠâŠ But with the amount of osculation that Jimbo and Rose manage to achieve on a daily basis, I donât understand why Pasquale hasnât a sibling, or more than one even, at least.
Two couples on a cruise were having dinner in the shipâs restaurant, and after the meal had been completed, one of the men asked the other couple if they would like a glass of wine each.He said âThank you, I willâ. She said â No thanks, tried it once and didnât like itâ.The first man then asked if they would like an after dinner cigarette. He said âThanks, I willâ. She said âNo thanks, tried it once and didnât like itâ.The wife of the first man then asked âHow many children do you have?âThe second manâs wife said âwe have only one childâ, and the first man then said âI see, tried it once and didnât like it I supposeâ.
Doctor11 about 13 years ago
Having your wife or husband is more important then a TV series.
marvee about 13 years ago
Was that all fore-play?
Hbeschizza about 13 years ago
Iâm amazed at how may people are taking a comic that seriously that theyâre shocked the parents donât have another child. But if you are going to take it that seriously, havenât you guys heard of birth control? Plenty of people have just one kid thanks to that or maybe Rose or Jimbo got themselves fixed or canât have any more kids.
sk1jones about 13 years ago
I should do this when the wife puts on any of those âReal Housewivesâ showsâŠ
Desertsinger1972 about 13 years ago
That is why Hulu is now available.
yuggib about 13 years ago
OK, Guys (and I mean âGuysâ only! Sorry Ladies) I have NEVER been able to just sit on the sofa and make out, neither with girlfriends when I was younger, nor with wife today. Any wife is not liking it! So⊠how many of you actually sit there and make out with your wives? Iâm kinda cruious.
iced tea about 13 years ago
âWe fooled around and fell in loveâŠâ Remember that song from the mid 70âs. I suppose Rose and Jimbo read Song Of Solomon in the Bible.
rugratz2222 about 13 years ago
This is why I like Netflix on my wireless TV ⊠you can pause it, get a long kiss, then go back. Even stop the movie and come back in a day or so ⊠very effective, especially when we want to freak out our kids ⊠âooooh, mushy! gross!â ⊠and actually they love seeing their parents in love!
tbritt99 about 13 years ago
Get a room!
craigwestlake about 13 years ago
We do people always say humans and dogs have been âfixedâ when they werenât broken to beginâŠ
vldazzle about 13 years ago
This is why recorders were invented.
Hbeschizza about 13 years ago
@Kydex exactly. Itâs a comic strip so wondering why there isnât another child because the characters make out and are lovey dovey all the time is just silly. And not to mention Pasquales guardian angel hallucinations. Kid would need some meds by now!@Guy-why guys only? Iâm a wife and I make out with my husband on the couch. And we even hold hands in public gasp
duffer37 about 13 years ago
Ooooookay⊠I guess my wife and I are the ONLY ONES who never get 2 seconds to even consider kissing. A three year old and a one year old donât allow for any âadultâ time. Weâre too busy being Mommy and Daddy to be Husband and Wife anymore.
MadYank about 13 years ago
Jimbo & Rose arenât REALLY going to miss a GOOD show â theyâre all out on DVD within 6 months anyway!And the REASON they missed tonightâs episode is a valid one, too! Love beats TV any night you canâŠ