Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 27, 2012
Transcript:
Larry: Hey, gus... Want have beer? Mebbe me drink by myself behind tree. Story update: A drunken Larry was photographed rubbing his badonkadonk against that of a zebra, which Larry then posted on Facebook. Larry returns to his croc fraternity in the hopes that the whole matter has quietly gone away.
JusSayin almost 13 years ago
So, what happened between Larry getting on the zoning board to have Zebra’s fence torn down and this suspicious picture. Zeeba wouldn’t get near Larry. I think a plot is afoot. I hope LGD had a hand in this.
debuggingdevice almost 13 years ago
Mebbe hees troo strypes r shoing!
bahramthered almost 13 years ago
Actually I think a conspiracy might be in play. Even if Larry has a smart phone with the “share to facebook” button how could Larry use it ?
I suspect rat. And I wonder the status of Zebra….
debuggingdevice almost 13 years ago
CORRECTION:
Mebbe hees tru stripes ees showing!
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
Apparently all the dumb crocs have to do to get close to Zeeba is offer him a few beers! Ahh….beer and a snack!
rains1862 almost 13 years ago
Duff beer? Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
It might not be the familiar Zebra. It could be another from the herd. The story update says ‘a zebra’. Either way, Larry is exceptionally screwed. It’s worse than his ninja outfit that got bleached white.
finale almost 13 years ago
No ands, ifs or badonkadonks…..Larry ees een beeg trubble.
Bratwurst almost 13 years ago
…must be the wrong beer!
hawgowar almost 13 years ago
Nothing left for him to do now but take the honorable rout and commit seppuku.
Alohacat almost 13 years ago
CORNBREAD!!!!
WelshRat Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Um, never mind the zeeba question. In frame #1, there are two windows and a door upstairs. THe top of the door is lower than the two windows. In frame two it’s 3 windows and the one in the middle is slightly HIGHER..? Do the Crocs have a magic house?
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
I can confirm from personal observation that Larry is well and truly screwed: that photo has gone viral on the soshill meedia site! Better find a BIG tree to hide behind and drink yourself into a stupor, Larry! Mrs. Larry and Junior will disown you!
flagfly almost 13 years ago
That bumping COULD be accidental. The zeba could have been drunk, too.
hcr1985 almost 13 years ago
That banner must have cost a lot!!!
Bonecrackinfool almost 13 years ago
Either of you guys own a straightedge? The top of the door is neither higher nor lower than the windows. This is merely an illusion due to the color of the door in the first panel and the top of the balcony being lower than the roof in the second panel.
N.D.Pendent almost 13 years ago
@Mechanic
Round up the kids and try again! But first get one of them to explain the difference between “hole” and “hold”. Touche’
route66paul almost 13 years ago
Since the door is on a “bump out”(not in the same plane as the windows), all it takes to be even with the windows is a change of perspective, which is obviously what happened.
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Can anybody on this site spell? Sorry, guys, the pills haven’t kicked into my badonadonk yet. Hey, Larry, give me one of those…
funnyttom almost 13 years ago
to answer Alun Rundle’s question, no the crocs do not have a magic house. a third croc came out the door and stood on the balcony.
Chibi-robo64 almost 13 years ago
Marcus: Dump your beer on the picture! Get back at them!
Chibi-Robo: I wonder what Zeebra has to deal with right now.
N.D.Pendent almost 13 years ago
@MechanicYeah I know what you mean. You can spell it correctly and just have the wring word entirely. Darn stupid computer!No harm done to me. I just thought you may have been coming down a little hard on the original recipient.See ya in the funny papers!
Number Three almost 13 years ago
That is so humiliating.
Poor little Croc!
xxx
cattony almost 13 years ago
@ Alan RundleYou are seeing the top of the now opened door in panel number two.
Defective Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Oooo. A scandal to keep him off the zoning board? That’s pretty good! Humm. If this was real politics, it might help him get ON the zoning board.
darkhumorman almost 13 years ago
Brings to mind the time in college when a frat boy snuck in to the Soroity next store , found a camera . Dropped his drawers and his friends took his picture. When the sisters got the film back they photo copied it and posted it all over campus. LOL
pearls19 almost 13 years ago
Poor larry. I doubt he is even smart enought to have a smart phone, let alone use it.
JoeStrike almost 13 years ago
Never mind the door’s position, how did they get the banner outside the house for all 3 gators – in separate windows – to hold?