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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 23, 2012
Transcript:
Knute: "So how's it with Rosa? You guys an item yet?" Gunther: "I'm an item. She's a vision" Knute: "Dude, don't gi all psychobabble on me" Gunther: "We're a non-item. Neither twosome nor twain" Knute: "Stop bein' a nerd, Gunth. Just gimme one simple, normal word that clearly describes you and Rosa! Can you do that?" Gunther: "Yes. Ambiguous"
Professional Rookie about 13 years ago
Ugh.
wiselad about 13 years ago
he feels like a tumbleweed, and sees Rosa as wellā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. a rose?
Bittsen about 13 years ago
Hey Gunth, When you put someone on a pedestal then you canāt reach them. Or they fallā¦.
Catfeet Premium Member about 13 years ago
You snooze, you lose, Gunth.
FatTonyBalducci about 13 years ago
We want Ann Eiffel back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ottodesu about 13 years ago
There are two ways to take Guntherās punchline.
ComicLaff about 13 years ago
Gunther seems to be just one of those type of guys. I find him to be a little frustrating.
bikenboatn about 13 years ago
Looks like we get to wait a while to see how TJ and AE work together.
jennifer about 13 years ago
On the last panel, it is amazing how the artwork is so simple, yet it graphically depicts Gunther as the epitome of hopelessness.
brewingbiker about 13 years ago
I understand Gunther all too well. I certainly donāt miss those years!
jeff_e about 13 years ago
So much for the interesting storyline.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Gunther cannot expect Rosa to do all the work to make theirs a viable relationship! You, too, must contribute something positive, my young Sorrowing Werther-Gunther!
JerryTheK about 13 years ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
poochiewoochie about 13 years ago
bring back tj and ann!
ZacBSM about 13 years ago
Oh no. Weāre back to Gunther and Knute. Knute is not my favorite. He is everything I dislike in a guy. Gunther ā snap out of it, already! Youāre smart. You KNOW you have to act and ask Rosa out on a date. Sheesh. You already KNOW Rosa is interested in you. What is the problem? Nothing if you donāt mind of being a nerdy bachelor for the rest of your life.
Tinyman about 13 years ago
I agree with JerryTheKI rather watch TJ give it to Ann Eyesore
Chuck373 about 13 years ago
Gunth, you are always so logical. Except now. And youāre still hung up on Luann. She will never feel passion for you. Iām pretty sure sheāll never exhibit passion for anybody. Rosa likes you. Go with that and stop questioning why.
chris_weaver about 13 years ago
Eschew obfuscation!
BigKid about 13 years ago
Either heās too much of a wimp to own up to his own wimpiness, or he still has feelings for Luann. I think heās too weak to see the queen who opened the door to him. Rosa needs to move on.
BigKid about 13 years ago
BTW, love triangles, unrequited love, fear based indecisionā¦.letās move past all that and see some intestinal fortitude, Greg.
wiselad about 13 years ago
he did pretty much the same with Luannā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ Luann had to āguide himā to ask her out, as he never was able to ask her out on his ownā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. Rosa pretty much put the doors wide open for him, even gave him constantly a āmap of what to doā and a āguide of what to expectāā¦ā¦ā¦.. seems that when he said āI am an itemā he meant āRosa sees me as Mr rightā and when he said āshe is a visionā he meant āI see her in a bleary way, as I prefer 2 birds in the bush that is out of my limit to a bird that flies willingly to my handā
Jerry Bierema Premium Member about 13 years ago
how come gunther wears the same shirt as the teacher in Grand Avenue?
ArtCreator about 13 years ago
They already HAD their first date.
Mordock999 about 13 years ago
Folks, Folks.
Gunther is feeling the EFFECTS of what happens when one ALLOWS someone else (the clueless Luann) to āPlayā Matchmaker for them.
Maybe, just MAYBE, Gunther really DOESNāT LIKE Rosa in the WAY some of You WANT Him to.
Nothing WRONG with that. Rosaās a very nice young lady but just NOT Guntherās type.
But some of your comments are VERY interesting and REVEALING. There seems to be a prevailing attitude that When Guy is interested in a Gal who is really NOT that interested in him, HE should get the message, cut his losses and MOVE ON.
But when a Gal is interested in a Guy who is JUST not that interested in HER, HE is a creep that just doesnāt Know a good thing when HE sees it and SHE should KEEP trying to WIN Him.
Its ALL a Double Standard Folks, and its BAD for YOU.
Rant OVER. COFFEE time!
Mordock999 about 13 years ago
Well if THATS the Case Dave, then DISASTER Looms on the Horizon!!!
Knute CANāT even move forward with His own non-relationship with Crystal, for Peteās sake!
vldazzle about 13 years ago
See? Greg bringing back another incomplete arc will also generate discussion because we care about ALL of them, and I was thinking this was about to happen as the Anne saga had gone on pretty far. Thatās OK and it keeps all the balls in the air.
imbaldeagle about 13 years ago
Gunther has mental short-circuits when things get romantic and/or emotional. As Churchill said, āIt is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma ā¦ā
Mordock999 about 13 years ago
(Shudder) Dave!
You ACTUALLY Read Mary Worth????
tigre1 about 13 years ago
Man, the kids that arenāt connecting with girls WHILE they are surroundedā¦ie, high schoolā¦and their drives are at all-time highsā¦just wait until those kids get out into the less-heavily populated target areasā¦like work, etc. School is for a lot of things, including social interactionsā¦if Gunth is an āoutā now, heāll be a hermit later for sure.
Yes. Weāre humans with great ability to handle reality and abstractions, and yet lots of our important actions are pretty basically mammalianā¦
Personally I notice that if Iām careful about not leaving out stuff that they want, stray cats donāt hang around my door. And if Iām very careful about showing too much skill or funor whateverā¦and never be helpful and kindā¦ I can go on living my unencumbered lifeā¦maybe Gunth does all that automatically.
unique_ness26 about 13 years ago
(sighā¦..) I miss TJ
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
looks like he lost the set that he grewā¦.
Airman about 13 years ago
Poor Gunther. Doesnāt realize Rosa would be happy just being with him.
Bill the Butcher about 13 years ago
@comments from two days ago asking where I have been published: you can check up my articles on Subversify e-magazine, I also have a blog where I post a lot more, but I have no intention of linking to it here. Anyone who really wants can track it down. And I have two novels out. Anything else youād like to know?
doverdan about 13 years ago
Back to ground zero again.
ZacBSM about 13 years ago
fun, happy-go-lucky dude! That said it all about Knute. Ack. More like a happy dimwit. Knute is a main character as versus Elwood who is a guest character so I donāt mind his seldom appearances to give the strip arcs a shake. With Knute, it is like scratching fingernails on the chalkboard for me. He is just the prototype of a guy-person I donāt care for. I LIKE a fun guy but not a dimwit and grungy one. I prefer the more intellectual and stimulating fun type.
Kathe about 13 years ago
IMHOā¦ā¦..Guntherās focus is really Luann not Rosa.
SackofRabidWeasels about 13 years ago
Greg wants Gunther/Luann. When the fans wanted Aaron/Luann, Greg banished him to Hawaii. And when the fans ask for Quill/Luann, heāll be deported back to Australia for defying the natural order of Greg Evansā universe.
Airman about 13 years ago
I like the āgentleā story lines: Gunther/Rosa, Tiffany/Crystal/Knute, and even Luann, although she is frustratingly unsure of herself. (typical teenager?) I would much rather see Rosa give Gunther a kiss than watch TJ running a con on Ann.
Chuck373 about 13 years ago
Gunther needs to know 100% of the reasons that Rosa likes him. Even though he could not provide the same for her. He and Luann have similar inferiority complexes. I canāt even imagine what that would cause as a couple. Gunther is a lot like Brad was prior to Toni. Completely inexperienced in matters of romance.
imbaldeagle about 13 years ago
An old saying: āA fella chases a gal until she catches him.ā A boy will pursue a girl as if he were a hunter. However, the girl has been leading him around until she decides itās time to be caught..If all guys were like Gunther, the race would have died from starvation and failing that, lack of procreation. Itās up to Rosa to be the hunter and the hunted ā UNFAIR, UNFAIR!
junemmoffatt about 13 years ago
It just occurred to me that firemen are also paramedics. I donāt recall seeing anything about paramedics in this strip.
sjsczurek about 13 years ago
Maybe Rosa isnāt giving Gunther clear signals. Maybe sheās not letting Gunther know how she feels about him. Or perhaps sheās being fickle ā a most common teen-girl trait ā and heās not sure what to make of her. Ever think of those things? Keeza-lo-batso! (thatās supposed to be Italian, and I donāt know how to spell it).
ablestmage about 13 years ago
Pretty sure ātwainā means apart
Airman about 13 years ago
Maybe Knute and Crystal can double date with Gunther and Rosa. Gunther could use the moral support. I like this group: Knute, with his true, cartoon nose, Crystal, understudy for Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Gunther, the future Bill Gates, and Rosa, Guntherās only intellectual equal in this strip.
brewingbiker about 13 years ago
sisy, easy to say if you arenāt shy -hardest thing to do in the world if you are. Been there, was like that. Glad those days are long gone!