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Leviticus 19:27, Cortex â âYou shall not shave around the sides of your heads, neither shall you disfigure the corners of your beard.â Whereâs YOUR beard, dude?
1 Corinthians 6:19-2019 Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; 20 you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your bodies.
Some years ago my young nephew told me that getting tattoos broke one of the commandments. Oh, really, I asked. Which one?He replied: thou shalt not decorate thy body. LOL
I donât know my scriptures as well as some of the other Gil followers here, but is there one that accounts for the apparent banishment of Marshall Lopat, because he hasnât been seen since the first week of December?
A true follower of Christ will not bring a case of beer to a super bowl party being given by a recovering alcoholic. On the other hand a recovering alcoholic invited to a super bowl party must expect that beer may be consumed. With tattoos one guy is decorating his body with a cross to show honor and glory to Christ, good for him, it is his walk with Christ. Another dude may not consider a tattoo as glorifying to Christ that is ok too. We all have our own personal relationship with Christ, and we please Him as He leads us to.
All I know is that Jesus turned water into wine at the wedding of Cana for attendees to drink, so for Christians drinking shouldnât be so bad. Yet there are many Christians who state that the scriptures tell them not to drink. I guess there is a scripture for anything. No tats? Sure. No drinking? Maybe. Luckily bacon is still OK.
If you think Leviticus 19 is full of tough rules, just keep reading into Leviticus 20 where you have to kill your own children if they curse you (which I am pretty sure would leave most parents of teenagers in a pretty tough spot!)
Whatât the point of the towels if theyâre just going to walk around with them on their necks and not actually use them to dry off any of the water?
In P1 â Cortez obvioulsy busted his right hand against the rim or backboard because its swelling up, and so he has to wear a âWonder Womanâ bracelet to keep the swelling from extending up his arm.
The prohibition on alcohol for Christians primarily comes from certain sects that operate on the principle âif itâs pleasurable, it must be sinful.âDrinking alcohol, smoking, dancing, non liturgical music, sex (other for reproduction),âŠâŠ..
The Shakers didnât even believe in sex for reproduction. they danced (shook) until exhaustion to ward off sexual urges. I guess it largely worked as they died out fairly quickly. Too bad, they made interesting furniture.
chiphilton about 13 years ago
I hope Cortez doesnât quote Leviticus to his mother and banish her when itâs that time of the month.
lilgriffdeuceclub about 13 years ago
Quote the law as it fits your purpose.
Ravenswing about 13 years ago
Leviticus 19:27, Cortex â âYou shall not shave around the sides of your heads, neither shall you disfigure the corners of your beard.â Whereâs YOUR beard, dude?
Ravenswing about 13 years ago
(As to that, unless youâre suffering from alopecia â whereâs your hair?)
grshprnh about 13 years ago
1 Corinthians 6:19-2019 Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; 20 you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your bodies.
tomshelly1990 about 13 years ago
Whoops! Many of my seminary classmates got cross tattoosâŠ.guess they need to meet Cortez for attitude adjustment!
Kadedee about 13 years ago
Some years ago my young nephew told me that getting tattoos broke one of the commandments. Oh, really, I asked. Which one?He replied: thou shalt not decorate thy body. LOL
bearwku82 about 13 years ago
All that fire and and brimstone is making the kids melt in P3.
chujusmith about 13 years ago
I donât know my scriptures as well as some of the other Gil followers here, but is there one that accounts for the apparent banishment of Marshall Lopat, because he hasnât been seen since the first week of December?
BikeMike about 13 years ago
When will Ransom & Beecher meet? Will Ransom discredit Beecher in some way? Cortez seems to be an impediment to Ransomâs growing business.
grshprnh about 13 years ago
A true follower of Christ will not bring a case of beer to a super bowl party being given by a recovering alcoholic. On the other hand a recovering alcoholic invited to a super bowl party must expect that beer may be consumed. With tattoos one guy is decorating his body with a cross to show honor and glory to Christ, good for him, it is his walk with Christ. Another dude may not consider a tattoo as glorifying to Christ that is ok too. We all have our own personal relationship with Christ, and we please Him as He leads us to.
Kazbot about 13 years ago
All I know is that Jesus turned water into wine at the wedding of Cana for attendees to drink, so for Christians drinking shouldnât be so bad. Yet there are many Christians who state that the scriptures tell them not to drink. I guess there is a scripture for anything. No tats? Sure. No drinking? Maybe. Luckily bacon is still OK.
DarkHorseSki about 13 years ago
If you think Leviticus 19 is full of tough rules, just keep reading into Leviticus 20 where you have to kill your own children if they curse you (which I am pretty sure would leave most parents of teenagers in a pretty tough spot!)
miffedmax about 13 years ago
Yes. Ransom is about to make a call to the Maori Mafia.
Cliff1911 about 13 years ago
Thou shalt not tattooest.
Wetterhorn612 about 13 years ago
Sounds like Beecher needs to distinguish between Law and Gospel.
Mopman about 13 years ago
Whatât the point of the towels if theyâre just going to walk around with them on their necks and not actually use them to dry off any of the water?
decten1968 about 13 years ago
In P1 â Cortez obvioulsy busted his right hand against the rim or backboard because its swelling up, and so he has to wear a âWonder Womanâ bracelet to keep the swelling from extending up his arm.
bronyaur about 13 years ago
Itâs bad, very bad to steal Jobuâs rum.
puddinheadwilson about 13 years ago
Would you put a bumper-sticker on a Ferrari?
Miserichord about 13 years ago
The prohibition on alcohol for Christians primarily comes from certain sects that operate on the principle âif itâs pleasurable, it must be sinful.âDrinking alcohol, smoking, dancing, non liturgical music, sex (other for reproduction),âŠâŠ..
softball coach about 13 years ago
The Shakers didnât even believe in sex for reproduction. they danced (shook) until exhaustion to ward off sexual urges. I guess it largely worked as they died out fairly quickly. Too bad, they made interesting furniture.