Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 27, 2012

0 to 60 in 3.6 seconds. Cat and all.

Wait for me.

@tail wind, with cat claws dug in his shoulder, I’m surprised that Eddie wasn’t clocked under 3.0 seconds.

Maybe it means his ex is coming to town (wait, isn’t Flo his ex or ex-ish?) Gotta stick around to see how this one plays out.

Time for Eddies once every 12 year UFO full body scan. They also have probes that would be the envy of any proctologist.

But, but…Cap’n Eddie’s stories are the best thing going.

But I have a hard time dragon myself out of bed every year!

I don’t know which one is funnier – Flo or Eddie. (I wonder if Flo’s menu includes Turtle soup, or chocolate Turtles, Etc.)

Go with the Flo.

Let the adventure begin.

“Chief Running Tab.”

LOVE it !!!

Would that make his cat Little Brave Running Tabby ?

Aw man – I want to know what’s going to happen!

I meant to ask, how could Flo be related to Danae’s father & uncle, and not Captain Eddie, when Flo’s drawl is identical to Eddie’s & Danae’s dad & his brother do not have a drawl?

Given the cup went up a foot against gravity and the door is 10 feet away, I estimate he was going over 68 mph by the time he hit the door.

yes, eddie, and it’ll drag=on and on until the politicos quit dorking up the media.

Never shake hands with a proctologist. And you felt uncomfortable when your GP said to say “ahhhh”…

Trusted Mechanic:: I though it was spelled with $$ not @@.

I just fell off my perch laughing. It will all work out in the end.

Does Flo ever put that coffeepot down?

highwaydog, the drawl may be more nurture than nature… :)

If a cup of coffee falls in a comic strip and nobody sees it land does it make a splash?

Ayuh!(Years ago I used to live not far from a Penobscot tribe.)

kpduty, if a cartoonist draws a puff of smoke (under the cup), can we assume it’s a fart and that’s how he got out the door so fast?

I thought the spin on the coffee cup and the updraft caused by the human (Eddie) exiting at 68 mph (stage left) would an inertia dampening field immediately under the coffee cup. Thus making it appear to be floating,or defying gravity for several seconds. But only if said cup of coffee was 3/4 full and the coffee temperature is at ’just poured & just cooled"